dialogues for cast: Parineeti Chopra

Woh joh matki phodne ka khel hota hai na ... matki phodta toh ek hi hai ... lekin usse us oonchai tak pahunchane wale bahut kandhe hote hai ... mukaam saamne dikhta hai ... aise mein bedhadak chalaang lagani chahiye ... phisalkar gir padhe toh wohi kandhe sambhal lenge ... lekin agar matki tak pahunche aur phod dali ... toh itihaas rach doge

Mera dhyay ekdum saral ... saamne wale ko maat dena

Number one ke sapne paalna khatre se khali nahi hota

Saamne koi bhi ho ... main toh bas maar doongi

(Tum ladkiyon ka samajh mein nahi aata mujhe) ... Ladkiyon ka samajh nahi aata kyun ki ladkiyon ko samjha nahi jaata

Main lifetime guarantee deti hoon

Mann ki guarantee, pyar ki guarantee, kaam bhi ki guarantee ... guarantee card ke saath paida hona chahiye tha

Soocho main idea hoti aur tum technology ... hamari patang kya mast udhti na

Do half mein ek full se zyada milta hai

Chance kabhi bhi last nahi ... hamesha second last hota hai

Tum oxygen aur main double hydrogen ... hamari chemistry ekdum pani ki tarah hai

Body ka kya hai ... aaj dubli kal moti ... thinking mein-hich honi chahiye na beauty

Jaan na pehchaan ... free ki santaan

Burger mein tikki rakhne se woh hamburger nahi ban jaata ... tikki burger hi rehta hai

Love vagehra ka khayali pulav maine taste karke pakakar chod diya hai

Kamina mere haath aa jaata na ... keema bana deti uska

Aaisi maar khayega ... phir kabhi susu na kar payega

Kiss na badi kutti cheez hoti hai ... kahin se bhi ghus aati hai

Aaj tu mujhe dekh lega na ... toh 100 times I love you bolega