dialogues for cast: Annu Kapoor

Is duniya mein koi bhi banda aisa nahi hai ... jisne apni life mein koi apradh nahi kiya ho

Tumhari zulf ke saaye mein shaam kar longo ... aur safar ek umr ko tamaam kaam kar longo ... aur nazar milai toh pochongo ishq-o-anjaam ... aur nazar jukai toh khali salaam kar longo

Mard ke sar ke baal white ho sakte hai, lekin dil ke nahi

Bekaar aadmi kuch kiya kar ... kapde udherkar siya kar

Drishti badal do, srishti badal jayegi

Kitna mushkil hai mohabbat ki kahani likhna ... jaise pani se, pani pe, pani likhna

Aaye hai toh jayenge ... raja, runk, fakeer ... ek sinhasan chhad chale ... duja bandhe zanjeer

Main tujhko dekhte hi samajh gaya si ... tere andhar genius ke bacteria maujood hai

Aye kaam legal hai ... aaj se hi nahin, Mahabharat ke time se

Vadiya vadiya kha te vadiya vadiya pehen ... load na le ... asar padega sperm pe

Hey jeda poora world hai na ... sperm hai

Shakal dekh kar bande ka sperm pehchaan jaata hoon

Aaj ke zamaane mein sharif hona bahut bada gunaah hai

Kanoon ke samne jhoot bolna bhi bahut bada apradh hai

Pyas ab pani ho jaye, katra katra ghulab ho jaye .... tum apne haathon se joh pila do mujhko, toh mineral water bhi sharab ho jaye

Aurat nadi ke samaan hoti hai ... yadi apne kinaron ki maryada mein rahe, toh lati hai khushali ... aur yadi apne kinaron ki maryada todh de, toh lati hai vinash, barbadi

In dono haathon ko milana hi meri zindagi ka maqsad hain ... aur zaroori hua toh meri maut ka maqsad bhi

Kabhi kabhi rooh jism se zyada taqatwar hoti hai

Heere ko apni keemat ka khud andaza nahi hota hai ... uski keemat yah toh johari jaanta hai, yah phir badshah