dialogues for cast: Sonam Kapoor

Jab tak true love nahi milta na ... humein pata bhi nahi hota ki life mein kya missing hai

True love ke raste mein koi na koi siyappa hota hi hota hai ... agar na ho toh love story mein feel kaise aayegi

Jaa apni mummy ke saath ... actually mummy se hi shaadi karle ... bloody mother lover

Jitna bhi padh lo graduation, post-graduation ... par jab tak bhen*hod mangalsutra gale mein nahi lagta na ... tab tak life complete nahi hoti

Agar yeh hota toh woh nahi hota ... agar woh hota toh yeh nahi hota ... hota toh wohi hai joh hona hota hai

Sacha pyar honthon pe nahi, aankhon mein basta hai ... aur aapke pyar ki sachai aapki aankhen saaf bata rahi hai

Asal mein log joh karte hai, woh wohi kar sakte hai ... joh woh ho sakte hai, wohi woh hote hai

Biwiyan toh dono hi lootati hai ... jeevan bhar saath dene waali bhi aur agle din faraar hone waali bhi

Joh log social nahi hote woh social networking sites pe hote hai

Aadmi dimaag se budha hota hai ... shareer se nahi

Agar aaj jeete na toh hamesha ke liye haar jaoge

Duniya thookegi mujhpe agar pyar kar liya tujhse ... par dekh, pyar kar hi liya na

Kal tak toh sab theek tha, yeh pyar kaise ho gaya ... kabhi soocha na tha ki aaise hoga, yeh kaise ho gaya

Pyar kisi ke plan karne se nahi hota ... pyar mein koi kisi ke saath zabardasti bhi nahi kar sakta ... pyar toh bas ho jaata hai ... kahin bhi, kabhi bhi aur kisi ke saath bhi

Apne aap ko achcha samajhna achcha hai ... par sabse achcha samajhna?

Thoda butter, thoda drama aur thoda tears mix karo ... and papa ki koi bhi na yes ho jaati hai

Agar main tumhe kho doongi na ... toh main khud ko kho doongi

Tum ne mujhe zindagi ka sahi rasta dikhaya hai ... galat aur sahi mein fark dikhaya hai ... sehna sikhaya hai, samajhna sikhaya hai, dosti nibhana sikhaya hai ... aur chahna bhi

Burgerchaap kahike!

Jinke saath mohabbat ka noor hota hai ... unhe koi andhera chuh nahi sakta