dialogues for cast: Tabu

Jitna bhi seedha khelo, life googly daal hi deti hai

Jab God ki marzi hoti hai ... toh cheezon mein logic nahi sirf magic hota hai

Kuch cheezein apni jagah pe hi theek rehti hai ... door se dekh lo, aankhen sek lo ... haath lagao toh gayab ho jaati hai

Yeh ishq nahi aasaan ... ya toh dooboge ya tairke nikloge

Army mein rehkar ya politician bankar hi desh ki seva ki jaye ... yeh zaroori nahi hai

Agar koi bhi kuttagiri ki na ... toh mere bhai tujhe kutta bana ke chhodega

Is duniya mein na, pyar naam ka ek hi emotion hai ... baki sab lose motion hai

Neetu Singh jab koi mission par nikalti hai toh kafan apne saath lekar chalti hai ... ya toh dushman ko pehna deti hai ... ya khud pehenkar desh par shaheed ho jaati hai

Dil mein joh hai woh bol dena chahiye ... aaise dabake nahi rakhna chahiye ... acidity ho jaati hai

Pyar ki aahuti hi pyar ko amar bana deti hai

Mere andar kuch tootne lagta hai jab main hinsa hote huye dekhti hoon

Mujhe khushiyon se bahut darr lagta hai

Ek anbani si muskaan ke peeche dard ki karaah sunai de toh bhi ... yeh sunheri tanhayi jazbaaton se takraake bikhar jaaye toh bhi ... hum kuch nahi bolenge, kuch nahi bolenge, kuch nahi bolenge

Ladki apne dil ki baat aankhon se keh deti hai

Nasha chahe kitna hi zyada kyun na ho ... ek din utarta zaroor hai

Tum ek bahut badi daayan ho joh apne aap ko Draupadi se kam nahi samajhti hai

Duniya ne toh apne dil nafrat se is kadhar bhar liye hai ... ki kisi aur shay ke tikne ki jagah hi nahi bachi

Kaash unke zulm ki mujhe khabar hoti ... toh main tere jism par apna jism bicha deti

Police ke insaaf aur zulm mein koi farak nahi

Chehre pe itna noor tumhare, aankhon mein itna pyar ... aaisa laga milkar jaise, aaj mile hai hum pehli baar

Sau kutte milkar bhi khule sher ka shikaar nahi kar sakte