dialogues for cast: Ayushmann Khurrana

Roz humein ladai ladni padti hai zindagi mein ... par joh ladai pariwar ke saath hoti hai woh saari ladaiyon mein sabse badi aur khatarnak hoti hai

Shaadiyan mahurat se hoti hai ... par pyar ka koi mahurat nahi hota hai ... na rang hota hai ... aur na koi ling hota hai

Jack and Johnny went up the hill to live in love and laughter ... Jack ki leli papa ne aur Johnny chup gaya bhaagkar

Dil kehta hai unse mil ... dimag kehta hai duty ke baad mil

Duniya mein jitni bheed badhti jaa rahi hai ... log utne hi akele hote jaa rahe hai

Duniya mein har koi galat hai ... aur sahi woh hai joh kam galat hai

Roothi huyi girlfriend lautke aa sakti hai ... gayi huyi sarkar vapas aa sakti hai ... lekin gaye huye baal vapas nahi aate guru

Aap mote, kaale, naate, ganje, chahe jaise bhi dikhte ho ... agar aap apne aapse pyar karenge toh duniya bhi aapse pyar karegi

Life mein haan ya na ki probability 50-50 ki hoti hai ... aur mujhe lagta hai ki haan wala 50 bahut hota hai

Kala aadmi ko bahut kuch deti hai ... lekin TDS bhi poora kaat leti hai

Sab meri shaadi ke peeche aise padhe huye the, jaise India ka GDP meri shaadi pe depend karta hai

Mard woh nahi hota jise dard nahi hota ... mard woh hota hai joh na kisi ko dard deta hai, na dene deta hai

India ko ek karane mein cricket aur Chitrahaar ko sara credit jaata hai

Matlabi zindagi ki chaal keh lo ya Newton ka law of gravitational attraction ... life mein dhan-te-na toh hona hi tha

Jab love ki spelling bhi nahi aati thi ... matlab toh door ki baat thi ... tab se jisse pyar kiya hai aur jab woh haan bol de ... toh jaan bas nikalte nikalte reh jaati thi

Pyar mein itne thokar khane ke bawajood, zakhm pe Iodex malkar veer jawaan hamesha khade ho jaate hai ... ek aur try karne ke liye

Zindagi se behad pyar tha usse ... aur khud se zindagi se bhi zyada

Kuch gaane aapki zindagi se yoon hi judh jaate hai ... unki dhun mein lipte hote hai chote badhe kisse ... kayi saari yaadein

Zindagi ek pighalti hui ice cream ki tartah hai ... taste nahi kiya toh waste ho jayegi

Zindagi side 'A' se side 'B' ki tarah ghoomti gaano ki reel ki tarah hi toh hai ... kabhi koi gaana itna pasand hai ki khatam hone se dar lagta hai ... kabhi koi gaana poore din honthon se jaane ka naam nahi leta ... aur kabhi koi gaane ke sirf dhun yaad reh jaati hai

Pyar karna bahut log sikhate hai ... par afsoos us pyar ko bhulate kaise hai ... yeh saala koi nahi sikhata

Kisi ko tum gusail lagti ho, kisi ko bighdail lagti ho ... tumhari amma mazak mazak mein kehti hai ki raat bhar ghoomti rehti ho toh chudail lagti ho ... kisi ko tumhari baatein atpatti lagti hai, kisi ko behad chatpatti lagti hai ... tumhari kasam humein tumhari har ek baat bahut hi achchi lagti hai

Aasaan nahi hai tumse pyar karna ... magar tumse pyar na karna usse bhi zyada mushkil hai

Haathon ki lakeeron ko itni ahmiyat nahi diya karte ... naseeb toh unke bhi hote hai jinke haath nahi hote hai

Jab main hawai jahaj udaonga na toh uske duk-duk-duk ki awaaz mein shor nahi ... fakht ek awaaz sunai degi ... Vande Mataram!

Humayun's Tomb ho ya Taj Mahal ... mera bhi love in monuments ki tarha rock solid rahega centuries and centuries tak

Paise nahi toh kya hua ... pyar toh hai unlimited

Oh hotness ... kha jaun tereko?

If there is love ... toh tees rupaye aur ek cup coffee enough hai happiness ke liye

Paise ho na ho ... pyar apna jugaad nikaal hi leta hai

Jeb mein paise ho na ho ... log coffee peena kabhi nahi chhodenge

Yeh theater hai theater ... yahan drama nahi chalega