dialogues for show: Chocolate

Ek lawyer se kabhi madad nahi mangni chahiye ... bad manners

Truth and justice need no caste, creed or nationality ... let truth and justice prevail

The difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year

Sachchai aur nyay ki koi jaat ya paat nahi hoti

Aaj kal aaise bade sheharo mein jeene ke liye kisi ko jaan se maarne se zyada ... jaan se maarna aana bahut zaroori hai

Kisi bhi cheez ko khud apne aankhon se na dekhne ka sabse bada khatra yahi hota hai ... ke dil aur dimaag usse sach maan leta hai

Truth and justice needs no lobby, no politics

Chup rehna har mulzim ka haq hai ... par chup rehna kisi bhi desh ki police ko achcha nahi lagta

Kabhi kabhi haar aur jeet mein farak karna mushkil ho jaata hai

Jaana sabne khaali haath hi hai ... yeh paisa kisi ke saath nahi jaata ... sab yahin reh jaata hai

Paisa agar bhagwan nahi hai ... toh bhagwan se kam bhi nahi hai

Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai

Shaitan ki sabsi badi chaal yeh hai ki woh saamne nahi aata

Husn apne aage peeche poori duniya ko nachata hai

Uparwaale ke do creations hai na, mindblowing hai ... sexy girls and very sexy girls

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?

India mein artist ki kadar nahi hai ... aur India ke baahar, Indian artists ki

Ladkiyan do kisam ki hoti hai ... high voltage, low voltage

Pyar andha hota hai ... aur pyar mein padhne waale, usse badhe andhe hote hai

Jab tak ishq na karo, sab khush rakhti hai ... the problem starts once you fall in love