dialogues for show: Salaam Namaste

Inke logic ka joh switch hai na woh hamesha off rehta hai ... aur agar galati se kabhi on bhi ho gaya ... toh regulator joh hai na hamesha zero pe hi rehta hai

Do tarah ke Indians hote hai ... ek jinpe tum bharaso nahi kar sakte ... aur doosre jinhe tum bardaasht nahi kar sakte

Laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi maante ... "Ghosts of the kicks not listening to the talks"

Funny guy, senses of humor ... I like that

You are wanting the Dundee daddies to giving you the spanking on your the bums

When in the Rome ... do the Romans

Wife working ... husband jerking

Sachchai recipes ki tarah hoti hai ... kuch batane mein mazaa hai, kuch chupane mein

Yeh koi Hindustani sulabh shauchalay nahi ... jahan bandh hone waali cheez khulti nahi aur khulne waali cheez bandh nahi hoti

I don't the trust Indians ... (sorry) ... eggjactly

Maan na maan ... no mehmaan

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Main perfect nahi hoon, tum perfect nahi ho aur zindagi kabhi perfect nahi hogi ... par tum mere liye hamesha perfect hogi