dialogues for show: Lage Raho Munna Bhai

Arre rakh le na Mamu ... tere liye free hai

Aye wallet, aye bullet ... you choose

Tera get well soon ho jayega Mamu

Apun ke saath kuch khunass hai kya ... kaiko sab khudkhushi waale idea derela hai

Apun ke pass Bapu hai Mamu!

Apun ke bheje mein saala chemical locha hai

Full confidence mein janeka aur ekdum vinamrata ke saath baat karneka

Aye ooth re tereko sorry bolne ka hai

Gyan baatna chahiye re ... tu kya apne paas rakhke sada-rela hai

Bole toh Gandhigiri zindabad!

Jab tak sooraj chaand rahega ... Munna Circuit ka naam rahega

Aadmi ko parakhna ho toh yeh dekho ki ... apne se neeche tarke ke logo se woh kaise bartav karta hai

Arre kya baachaoo baachaoo chillarela hai ... izzat lootrein hai kya teri? ... police police chillaneka

Chaata maarna aasan hai ... maafi mangne ke liye himmat chahiye beta

Jab dono gaal pe padh jaye toh kya karneka ... yeh Bapu ne nahin kaha apun ko

Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi

Desh toh apna ho gaya hai ... lekin log paraye ho gaye hain

Gooooood mooooorning, Muuuuuumbaaaai!

Mere pass police hai, power hai, paisa hai ... tere pass kya hai?

Apun ne ek-sau-pandhra ghar khali karwaya ... baavan kidnapping kiyela hai ... kam se kam dhai-sau haddi toh torela rahenga ... pan kabhi andhar nahin aaya ... first time, first time kisi ko sorry bola ... direct andhar

Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega ... par tum toh bol sakta hai na

Pehle se andar hain ... aur kitna andar jayenge