dialogues for show: Guru

Public se kya darna sahab ... main khud public hoon

Main Bapu nahin hoon ... main bas apna dhanda karna jaanta hoon

Khada ho jaon yah ... iske liye bhi license chahiye?

Apni rakam ... apna munafa!

Na sunta nahin hai mujhe

Kis baat se naraz hain aap log? ... meri tarakki se ... yah meri tarakki ki teezi se

Meri himmat aam aadmi ki himmat hai ... is desh ki himmat hai

Apne mujhe paanch minute diya tha na? ... saade char minute mein sab kuch khatam kar diya maine ... tees second profit, munafa ... yahi hota hai business

Agar paisa ban sakta tha ... toh maine banaya hai

Main baniya hoon sahab ... sab kuch bahut sambhaal ke kharch karta hoon

Mere ko yeh golf khelna nahi aata ... yeh ghode ki race bhi nahi khelta ... lekin apne dhande ka mazbood khiladi hoon main

Chalis saal pehle ek aur aadmi tha joh kanoon ke khilaaf tha ... aaj hum uss aadmi ko Bapu kehte hai

Jab log tumhare khilaaf bolne lage ... samajh lo tarakki kar rahe ho