dialogues for show: 3 Idiots

Paneer to beta, kuch dinno mein itti itti thailiyo mein sonaar ki dukaan pe bikega

Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga

Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai

No place for mootra visarjan in this country

Aaj Bush ne Iraq pe do dhokle gira diye

Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye ... main apna attitude rakh leta hoon

Millimeter ab centimeter joh ban gaya hai

Bahar aa, nahi toh main tere darwaaze pe mootra visarjan karoonga

Meri wife ko nahi uske peeche ka bungla dekho idiots ... 3.5 million!

Dono taange tudawa ke apne pairon pe khada hona seekha hai

Stann hota sabhi ke paas hai ... sab chupa ke rakhte hai ... deta koi nai

Ajeeb desh hai hamara, pizza tees minute mein pahuchne ki guarantee hai ... lekin ambulance?

Main toh aapko yeh padha raha tha ki, padhate kaise hai

Kiss ho nahin paati yaar ... kyun ki naak beech me aa jaati hai

Kaise sign karon yaar ... meri pen toh tu le gayi

Peechle batees saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye

Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

Exam toh bahut hote hai, baap mostly ek hi hota hai

Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham ... madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk ... khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham ... sur-suriya pran ghatkam

Aal izz well ... Aal izz well

Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho ... par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai

Life is a race ... if you don't run fast ... you will be like a broken undaa

Bachcha kabil bano, kabil ... kamyabi toh saali jhak maarke peeche bhagegi

Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai