dialogues for show: Band Baaja Baaraat

Tu bach ke rahiyo phakkad Kakkar!

Tu arrange shaadi karegi?

Reception ho yah inflation ... shadiyaan toh honi hai

Dulha scooter pe aayega!

Shit bhi bolti hai toh lagta hai FM baj gaya

Topi rakho ... kissi aur ko pehnana

Le, bread pakore ki kasam!

Wedding you two ... planning us two

Saale rasta bhar photo khichte aa rahen hain ... camel photo cow aoo photo ... gada ullu kauva kabotar ... photo photo photo

Ye ladki? ... upar upar se, iski packeting phad ke dekho na ... das tagde bande niklenge ander se

Partner bana le please ... achcha partner nahi to sectery, assistant ... arre peon hi bana le

Main India ki the best wedding planner banugi

One hundred percent total dedication to one client ... start to finish no compromise ... mother promise

Tere bina kisi cheez mein mauj nahi ... na ladkiyan taadne mein, na chai mein, na chowmein mein

Love shav ke complication mein to mujhko waise hi ni padna

Aaj friend bol raha hai ... kal I love you bol dega

Main tujhe bahut bahut bahut love karoonga aur tujhse dher sara love loonga ... bol degi love?

Business ka first rule ... jiske saath vyapaar karo, usse kabhi na pyar karo

Milte hain market mein