dialogues for show: Double Dhamaal

Aye over budget picture ke hero log

Aye single screen ke pitte huye hero log

Tum logon ne toh mujhe diya nahi bhav ... mere dil mein ho gaya ghav ... uske baad mujhe aa gaya tav

Aye silent picture ke dubbing artist

Aye Bhojpuri picture ke Om Puri

Husband aur suraj dono bewafaa hote hai ... aata hai Kiran ke saath, rehta hai Roshni ke saath aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath

Hum Kabir ka iphone, uska ipod, uski item ... sab cheen lenge ... i-shapath

Yeh Sardar hai aur asardar bhi hai

Aye lower stall ke phatele ticket

Aye multistar cast ke side hero

Comedy picture ke thakele joker log

Aye hit film ke flop hero log

Aye ujhdi hui riyasat ke rajkumar

Roz nau baje Bachchan sahab TV pe aakar chilate the ... ki Kaun Banega Crorepati, Kaun Banega Crorepati ... tab main samjha ki crorepati banane ke liye ... sabe pehle "Con" banana zaroori hai

Wafaadari, imaandari, khuddari aur zimmedari ... in charon ki saajedari se aaj Kabir Nayak itne paise waala hai

(Kahan tak padhe ho tum?) ... Dus bajhe tak ... nau bajhe school shuru hua ... jab ek ghanta ho gaya toh principal sahab samajh gaye ... ki ghanta main kuch padh sakta hoon