dialogues for show: The Dirty Picture

Woh item number ka guitar thi, main sufi gaane ka ek tara ... boss woh star thi aur mera toh tara hi doob gaya tha

Heroine ki zindagi is like an elected government ... paanch saal tak party ... uske baad support

Dil bhale hi left mein hota hai ... lekin uske faisley hamesha right hote hai

History uthake dekh lo, do cheezein hamesha common rahi hai ... mardon ka zamana raha hai ... auraton ne aake aafat ki hai

Kuch logo ka naam unke kaam se hota hai ... mera badnaam hoker hua hai

Taarif mein gaali de rahe ho yah gaali mein taarif kar rahe ho

Yeh sab idli, rasam aur rum ka kamaal hai

Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai

Mujhe joh chahiye ... uska maaza sirf raat ko hi aata hai

Jawani taste karne ke liye hoti hai ... waste karne ke liye nahi

Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack

Public samaan dekhti hai ... dukaan nahin

Dikhana wahi chahiye ... joh log dekhana chahte hai

Filmein sirf teen cheezo ke wajah se chalti hai ... entertainment, entertainment, entertainment ... aur main entertainment hoon

Touch toh bahuton ne kiya hai ... par chuha kisi ne nahin

Insaan ka jab waqt achcha hota hai tab logon ko uske phatte kapde bhi stylish lagte hai ... jab taste badalta hai tab wohi log uske kapde phadne lagte hai

Jab zindagi ek bar mili hai toh ... do bar kyun soche

Har film ka ek hi hero hota hai ... director

Holi khelne ka shaunk hai ... par teri pichkari mein dum nahin

Jab sharafat ke kapde utarte hai ... tab sabse zyada mazaa sharifon ko hi aata hai

Bachche bhi tumse zyada kapde pehente hai

Raat ko barah ki sui ke tarah chipke rehte ho ... aur din me che ki tarah

Tumhari baaton mein itna horsepower hai na ... ki aadmi ke dimag kharab ho jaate hai aur godhon ka chalna shuru

Main Silk hoon, Silk ... koi film nahin joh interval ke baad badal jaoongi

Mujhe to chadhi zehar ki tarah ... ki ab pani bhi peeta hoon na to aag lag jati hai

Har aadmi ke liye ek aurat bani hai, usse bach gaye ... toh life ban jayegi ... varna gaye

Aurat joh hai na, rainbow ki tarah hoti hai ... jitne rang utne roop

Agar nahin kaata na, toh aaisi jagah katunga ... tu confuse ho jayega ki pant pehnu yah ghagra