dialogues for show: Bol Bachchan

Pest control yourself

Eat lots and lots of akharot, tighten your langot ... and fight with bear hands, no knives no forks

Vazan uthane waale ki baaton mein kya vazan aaya hai ... action hero ke andhar romance ka tadka nazar aaya hai

Aainda aaisi harkat ki ... toh deshwasi se narakwasi bana denge tane

Ache waqt ki kadhar ... burre waqt ke baad hi hoti hai

Aapko toh tauba karne ki fursat bhi mil gayi ... hum mein toh ek gunaah karne ke liye yeh zindagi bhi kam pad gayi

Bhale hi rishta todh do ... magar kisi ka bharosa na todho

Namak khane se pressure high hove ... aur namak halaali se imaandari aur high hove

Hum chatti ka dhood yaad dila denge ... I will make him remember milk number 6

In aankhon ki masti ke mastane hazaaro hai ... kehne ko toh duniya mein maikhane hazaaro hai ... is shama faroza ke parwane hazaaro hai

Lagta hai tumhare kaan bajh rahe hai ... your eardrums are playing drums

Rishton ke fayde nahi ... rishton ke mainne dekhte hai hum

Is duniya mein aadmi ka sabse bhari bhoj ... uski khali jeb hoti hai

Meri aankhon ki surahi se meri nazaro ka jaam pijiye ... dil cheez kya hai, aap meri jaan lijiye

Shagun bhi tabhi shagun kehlata hai ... jab uski rakkam sau nahi, ek sau ek ho

Brother-in-law will die Tommy's death

Prithviraj Raghuvanshi satya ko Ram Ram kare hai ... par jhoote ka Ram naam satya kare hai

Tujhe paakar meri chaati aur bhi chaudi ho gayi hai ... my chest has become blouse

When elder get cosy ... younger don't put nosy

Early to double bed and early to wake up fast ... makes a male mard hatta katta and oversmart

Ramzan mein bhi toh "Ram" hota hai ... aur Diwali mein "Ali"

Na pine hai na apple ... phir bhi pineapple

Tu murghi hai mere ghar ki ... aur main hoon tera murgha, woh bhi tharki

Yun khafa khafa rehke tadpaoge kab tak ... cameraman Yogesh ke saath Rajan Chaurasia ... Aaj Tak

Tumhare vichaar mein toh kisi purane gaane ka achaar dala hua nazar aata hai

Hum baar baar tere dar pe aayenge ... aur ghanti bajake bhaag jayenge

Manicure pedicure waxing karne ki toh umar meri hai na

Shikaar ki khoj mein ... sher bedh bakriyo ki fauj hi dhoondta hai