dialogues for show: Kismat Love Paisa Dilli

Ladki ko baatein maarke hi maa bana dega by God

Saale ghadhe ... ministeron ki najayaz aulad

Insaan ko do hi cheezein chup kara sakti hai ... rishwat ya goli

Logon ke din aate hai ... meri raat aayi

Jaan bachane ke liye jaan deni bhi padti hai ... kabhi kabhi

Tu gandi baatein badi achchi karta hai

Jab aisi taisi hoti hai ... toh taisi aisi ho jaati hai

Desh bhakton ka ek hi mazhab hota hai ... desh bhakti

Subah shyam thari ghani yaad aave se, saari raat mujhe jagave se ... aur karne ko toh karlo call tujhe, par customer care ki wah chori baar baar balance low batave se

Agar woh dono nahi mile na ... toh teri teeno taange kaat doonga

Dilli mein raat ko ghumta hua har aadmi shikaari hota hai

Imaandari fashion mein nahi hai ... baimaani hai hit, super hit

Bhai yeh Dilli hai Dilli ... yahan pe jab sadako pe mehenge mehenge log kaali kaali raato mein utarte hai na ... toh achchi achchi goriyaan gayab ho leti hai

Rate sahi lagane waala hona chahiye ... varna har kisi ki dukaan har taraf se khulti hai