dialogues for show: Son Of Sardaar

Think of kamina aur kamina haazir

Yeh dil hai na ... tractor ki engine ki tarah dhadakhta hai

Ek tu Sardar, ek main Sardar ... baki sab bekaar

Kuch te aankhan di pardedaari rakh, chahe pyar tu udhaar hi rakh ... phone toh tu karda nahi hai, meri jaan missed callan de maari rakh

Daru badi kutti cheez hoti hai ... dosti mein pilao toh yaar deti hai ... dushmani mein pilao toh maar deti hai

Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti ... aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti

Boothi changi nahi ho te baat changi karni chahiye ... aur baat changi na kar sako ... toh mooh band rakhna chahiye

Buddhe ke mooh mein toffee aur mehmaan ke mooh se maafi ... achchi nahi lagti

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein sawaal aata hai ... ki agar duniya mein Sardar na hote toh kya hota? ... sorry yaar duniya bekaar bina son of Sardar

Sardar ki dastaar par haath uthayega na ... toh Sardar utha dega

Tere khandaan mein maarne ka rivaj hai kya?

Khush naseeb hote hai woh bete jinke ghar mein aaisa baap pehda hota hai

A for Apple teh H for Hen ... Pathan is saying ki there and then ... kuch bhi le lena lekin Pathan ke yaar se panga na lena

Jithe maafi hai uthe pyar hai ... jithe pyar hai uthe rab hai

Apne ghar mein kutta bhi sher hota hai ... lekin sher har jagah sher hota hai

Woh dil hi kya joh dhadke na ... woh chunni ki kya joh sarke na ... woh soorma ki kya joh rarke na ... te woh yaar hi kya joh yaar ke liye tadpe na

Joh Hindustan leave karke aata hai na ... usko muhalle waale Hindustan Lever bolte hai

Oye oye oye yaad mat dila ... rom rom romantic ho jata hai

Pathan aur Sardar ki jodi ... baki sab lil lil ghodi

Power waale chashme te chadahi hui kasme ... ek baar chad jaati hai na toh utaari nahi jaati

Bhichad ke tujhse ab mujhe marna hai ... yeh tajurba issi zindagi mein karna hai

Khet ka ganna teh romantic picture ka hero Rajesh Khanna ... bulaye nahi jaande

Suttebaazi na kare toh na kabhi bimaar ho ... ek toh paisa bache doosra badan tayaar ho

Milan ke bina love story poori nahi hoti ... par joh poori nahi hoti, kya woh love story nahi hoti?

Joh bheed mein shikaar kare woh sher nahin thug hota hai ... aur agar dushman tagda ho, toh usse maarne ka mazaa hi alag hota hai

Silencer pao puttar ... silencer

Ghar ke andhar ice cream ko dekhke ... mere mooh mein Niagara Falls aa gaya tha

Oye paaji kadhi has bhi liya karo

Paaji Sardar par joke na karna aur joker mat samajhna

Kudi da patla lak te munde da good luck ... dono luck ki baat hoti hai

Bachpan ki pant jawani mein fit nahi hoti ... aur har no ball pe free hit nahi hoti