dialogues for show: Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

Sab kehte hai unse hamara chatees ka aankada hai ... humse poocho toh chatees chaubees chatees ka aankada hai

Bandook ki zor pe rishtey nahi bante

Sarhad ke us paar bhi dushman ... aur yeh gali ke us paar bhi dushman

Chashme pehenke Karsan ji sharmaye thoda thoda ... khade hai dekho sab ke beech haath mein leke ghoda

Jitni tu sexy hai ... utni danger hai

Kabaadi brand yeh Rajadi, kaminey kache khiladi ... actually andhar se anaadi, udhayen daari aur pehen le saree

Woh lover toh main killer

Saara din woh bandh kamre mein ghutar-gu ghutar-gu ... natija kab milega haan?

Jitna tu danger hai na ... utna hi hoshyaar

Subah uthte hi Bijal, dopahar tak Sejal aur raat hote hote tak Kinjal

Chakli, chivda, gud papdi, samose ... mera toh sab ram bharose

Dushman ko pechanne ke liye aankh nahi ... nazar chahiye

Chandu ke bhatije ... phatte huye phooge ke natije

Namkeen nani, naughty nana hai ... maike kab tak rahoongi, Ram ke ghar jana hai

Aaj bhi nangi picture dekh ke dhoti gili karoge ... aaj toh poore bheeg lo

Issi ghar mein aayegi aap ki doli ... and wishing you a very happy Holi

I don't like this gun goli ... I only want tan choli

Knife pe gira apple, apple pe gire knife ... chinta meri aaise kar rahi hai, jaise meri wife

Saala maut ka dhanda karte karte zindagi ki keemat bhool gaye hai hum log

Abhi thodu tension, pachee tane full attention

Udh ke aati hoon banke vimaan ... ready rakhna love ka samaan ... milke rahoongi chahe baa lele jaan

Bheje ko pant se nikaal le ghadeda

Har goli ke saath sirf beta nahi ... ek maa bhi mar jaati hai

Apni saans wapas lene aaya hoon ... atak ke reh gayi hai tere paas

Jitni tu khoobsurat hai na ... utni hi badi kamini nikli

Morni bina mor kis kaam ka ... yeh sindoor hai Ram naam ka

Hero banne ke liye jigar ki zaroorat padti hai ... aur jab jigar ho toh bhari bandook ka kya kaam?

Tere se milke aaise bhaaga ... rann mein hi soya, rann mein hi jaaga

Peeche se woh lete hai ... jinke paas saamne se lene ka hathyar nahi hota hai

Dushman se pyar nibhana har kisi ke bas ki baat nahi hai

Don shok nahi manate, sirf jashan manate

Goli aur gussa sahi waqt par kharach karna chahiye