dialogues for show: Policegiri

Bank balance jitna thanda hai ... bheja utna garam rehta hai tera

Agar tujhe dulha no. 1 banna hai, uske liye tujhe gunda no. 1 banna padega ... tab jaake tujhe heroine no. 1 milegi

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder

Main mazaak nahi ... bullet chhodta hoon

Main mulaqat nahi ... mukke aur laat se baat karoonga

Leave my red rose you bloody red bullies ... varna tum sabka red red blood flow hoga in all the gallis

Gusse se zyada goos mein power hai

Jiski nazar kamzor hoti hai ... uska zor kam hota hai

Maut se kiski rishtedari hai ... kabhi na kabhi meri, lekin kal teri baari hai

Apne kaan ke saath saath apne shareer ke saare suraakh khol kar suno

Koi mamuli MP meri MP3 nahi bajha sakta

Pyar umar nahi ... kamar dekhta hai

Tere mein sur Osama ka ho ... lekin mere mein power Obama ka hai

Aadmi apne kaam se pehchana jaata hai ... naam se nahi

Sur Mohammed Rafi ka hai ki nahi ... power Muhammad Ali ka hai

Tere pass power hai, paisa hai, politicians hai ... lekin mere pass public hai

Chocolate se dosti, diabetes ka khatra ... daru se dosti, liver ka khatra ... aur mujhse dosti, dushmani ka khatra

Main yahan aaya hoon choron ki safai karne ... gundon ki dhulai karne ... aur kanoon ko todhne waalo ki thukai karne

Galat tareeke se sahi kaam mujhe karna aata hai