dialogues for show: Shuddh Desi Romance

Yeh joh darr hota hai na ... aadmi ko janwar banne se rokta hai

Jaan na pehchaan ... free ki santaan

Hum bajaye toh kaano mein pain ... aur yeh paade bhi toh Tansen

Aadmi na, pant ke pappu ka ghulam hota hai

Aaj kal ke launde sab ek jaise hi hai ... khana kahin, peena kahin aur jeena kahin

Burger mein tikki rakhne se woh hamburger nahi ban jaata ... tikki burger hi rehta hai

Love vagehra ka khayali pulav maine taste karke pakakar chod diya hai

Tum pehda hi chalu huye the ... yah bade hoke koi infection lagi thi

Insaan ko jab pyar hota hai ... woh ek pal sahi sahi yaad karna mushkil ho jaata hai ... lekin woh pal jab pyar dil se udh jaata hai ... hamesha yaad rehta hai