dialogues for show: Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

Yeh nigahen nashtar, yeh honth kausar ... meri aagosh mein hosh bhi behosh hoga ... ab bhi waqt hai nikal lo bhailog ... nahi toh kal subah afsoos hoga

Yeh shokhi, yeh adaayen, yeh baankpan ... inki keemat bhala duniya tay kar sakti hai kya ... achcha chal itna bata teeno ka milake package mein kuch kam karti hai kya

Husn ka mazaak na uda ... kahin husn ke haathon tera mazaak na ban jaaye ... manchala hai, khoobsurat hai, magar ladka hai tu ... tujhe ladkon aur mardon mein fark kaun samjhaye

Badtameezi ek bimaari hai ... aaisi bimaari joh dheere dheere waqt ke saath budhape mein badal jaati hai ... main kehta hoon jab tak budhapa nahi aata ... todhi badtameezi hi kar lete hai

Shaadi ke basic concept mein hi jhol hai

Ishq meri sehat ke liye achcha nahi hai

Tum pehle bhi itni khoobsurat thi ... yah waqt ne kiya koi haseen sitam?

Shaadi is dal chawal for pachaas saal till you die ... arre life mein thoda bahut keema pav, tangdi kabab, hakka noodle bhi hona chahiye nah?

Yaadein mithai ke dibbe ki tarah hoti hai ... ek baar khula toh sirf ek tukda nahi kha paoge

Tumhare jaisi ladkiyan flirting ke liye nahi ... ishq ke liye bani hai

Mujhe tumse pyar ho jayega ... phir se

Tumhari smile kitni dangerous hai pata hai? ... mere paas dil hota na, teri smile pe pakka aa jaata

22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement ... aur phir maut ka intezaar ... dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon

Main udna chahta hoon, daudna chahta hoon, girna bhi chahta hoon ... bus rukna nahi chahta