dialogues for show: Dishkiyaoon

Haath todh deta, paon todh deta ... dil nahi todna chahiye tha

Logon ki aadhi zindagi yeh soochne mein guzar jaati hai ki woh is duniya mein karne kya aaye hai ... aur aadhi us kaam mein joh woh karna nahi chahte

Chot ko apni taqat bana ... kamzori nahi

Chacha Chaudhary ka dimaag computer se tezz chale hai ... par tera dimaag Chacha Chaudhary se bhi zyada tezz chale hai

Ab tere paas sirf do hi options hai ... andar jail mein sadh ... ya khuda ke ghar

Tum zara si kam khoobsurat hoti ... toh bhi bahut khoobsurat hoti

Woh kab aata hai, kab jaata hai ... na koi poochta hai, na koi jaanta hai

Bewajah kisi ko phodne ka nahi ... par agla na maane ... toh phir usko chhodne ka nahi

Is charre ko bandook mein daal, trigger daba ... kartoos banke niklega aur sabko phod dega

Zindagi saanp seedi ki tarah hai ... seedi chada toh mauj, saanp dasa toh maut

Dhanda goli se nahi dimaag se chalta hai ... aur mera dimaag toh bachpan se hi bahut kharab hai

Gandhi bola hinsa nahi karneka ... koi manaa? ... pistol dikhake bolta na, saale sab maan jaate

Sach bolega ek baar maroonga ... jhoot bola toh iktaalis bar maroonga

Dost se bada dushman koi na hove hai

Paisa aadmi ka style badal deta hai

Church ki ghanti aur sexy aunty chhodne ka nahi ... saala sajaa daalne ka

Aadmi bada ho ya chota, koi farak nahi padta ... bas uski kahani badi honi chahiye

Mereko Yash Chopra waala pyar karna hai ... Prem Chopra waala nahi

Baimaani pe promotion aur imaandari pe suspension?

Marte hue ko kabhi rokne ka nahi ... dushman galati kare toh tokne ka nahi ... aur yaar ki item ko kabhi chune ka nahi