dialogues for show: Happy New Year

Ladkiyon ko IQ nahi CQ chahiye ... "Cool Quotient"

Kaun kambhakt bardaash karne ko pitta hai ... hum toh pitate hai ki roz yahan aa sake ... maar kha sake, bhav gira sake

No Hindustani, suit Armani ... ek thappad khani, mooh pe barah baj jaani

Nandu Bhide ... dimaag mein keede!

Maut uske liye bahut choti sazaa hai ... insaaf toh tab hoga jab woh maut ke liye tadapega aur usse maut nahi milegi

Badi badi fights mein aaisi choti choti maar toh lagti rehti hai

Saat minute, saat minute hai tumhare paas ... aaj is stage pe kaise dance karna hai yeh main tumko nahi batayegi ... kya malum aaj ke baad hum sab saath mein hoyenge ki nahi hoyenge ... aaisa chance milenga ki nahi milenga ... lekin aaj agar is team ka har ek dancer apni zindagi ka best dance karenga na ... toh aai shapath yeh saat minute tumse koi nahi cheen sakta ... gods bhi nahi

Jitni khushi aapko hamare yahan aane se ho rahi hai ... usse kahin zyada dukh hamare jane pe hoga

Kismat bahut hi sahi cheez hai ... agar iraadon mein dum ho toh saali palat hi jaati hai

Madar ... chhod na yaar!

Dance na ek puja hai ... dance ek art hai art

Haaro toh haaro ... par izzat mat utaaro

Duniya mein do tarah ke log hote hai ... winners and losers ... lekin zindagi har loser ko woh ek mauka zaroor deti hai ... jis mein woh winner ban sakta hai

Kismat badi kutti cheez hai ... saali kabhi bhi palat jaati hai

Roti ke bina insaan chaar hafte jee sakta hai, pani ke bina chaar din aur hawa ke bina shayad chaar minute ... lekin umeed ke bina insaan chaar second bhi nahi jee sakta hai