dialogues for show: Kick

Hospital mein normal delivery hui thi ... iska matlab yeh toh pakka tha ki yeh abnormal upar se nahi tapka tha

Dawai aur shaadi mein badi similarity hoti hai ... dono agar time pe na mile na, bahut mushkil ho jaati hai

Meri vardi pe medal bahut lage hai ... par daag sirf ek

Machli chahe kitni bhi tezz ho ... ek baar kaante mein phas jaye toh kilo ke bhav bikti hai

Desi ka chota peg ... angrezi full botal ke barabar hai

Main case aur face kabhi nahi bhoolta hoon

Aaj ke baad agar tune mere dost ki taraf aankh bhi uthakar dekha ... toh Yamuna mein pani nahi ... tera khoon bahega

Rishtey ko mazboot hona chahiye ... majboor nahi

Mujhse joh dushmani modh leta hai ... uspe uparwaala reham toh kar deta hai, magar main nahi

Izzat, zillat, shohrat aur maut ... upar waale ke haath mein hai

Main tumhare saath bhuda hona chahta hoon ... tumhare wajah se nahi

Jisse zindagi ki parvah hoti hai ... maa kasam maarne ka mazaa us hi ko aata hai

Aap devil ke peeche, devil aapke peeche ... too much fun

Ek ek paisa gin lena thook laga ke ... yeh ho na ho hum toh traditional kaminey log hai

Pehda toh main bhi sharif hua tha ... par sharafat se apni kabhi nahi bani

Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho

Chehre par gussa, mann mein gaali ... goli bhi chalali ... phir bhi dono haath khali

Koi umeed bar nahi aati, koi soorat nazar nahi aati ... maut toh ek din moiyan hai, neend raat bhar kyun nahi aati ... pehle aati thi haal-e-dil pe hassi, ab kisi baat pe nahi aati

Mere bare mein itna mat sochna ... dil mein aata hoon ... samajh mein nahi