dialogues for show: Kill Dil

Sari zindagi kai tasveerein seene se lagayi rakhi ... kabhi khud ki tasveer yaad nahi rakhi

Isko daru na mile toh hangover ho jaata hai

Lahu luhaan hua hai falak, yeh kaisa loha phigla hai ... ek suraj doob gaya peeche, ek suraj samne nikla hai

(Aap log karte kya hai?) - Maar-keting ... boss target deta hai aur hum target poore karte hai

Tarcol ki ek sadak par do saaye hai ... andhere ki najayaz aulaad hai shayad ... ghoont ghoont khoon pee kar dono pale hai shayad ... paon tale zameen hai na sar pe aasmaan hai ... zindagi kuchal gayi, yeh unki daastan hai

Ek ladki joh chhat se apne papa ko dhakel de, usse ka kehte hai batao? ... push-paa!

Koi atka hua hai pal shayad ... waqt main pad gaya hai bal shayad ... dil agar hai toh dard bhi hoga ... iska koi nahi hai hal shayad

Seeti bajhi rail ki alert ho jaiye ... ticket katti aapki, seedha upar jaiye

Soovar ko saala goo hi khana chahiye ... jahan usne gulkand pe mooh mara, haazma kharab hona hi hai

Ladki aadmi ko ganne se gudh bana deti hai

Gun chalane ke liye finger mein nahi backside mein dum hona chahiye

Aaise aaise surpises diye hai ... samne waale ne agle saal se birthday manana hi bandh kar diya

Bacha paida kahin bhi ho ... banta waisa hi hai jahan bada hota hai

'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye

Moongphali mein chilke aur laundiya mein nakhre na hote ... toh zindagi kitni aasaan hoti

Ek khwaab ne aankhen kholi hai ... kya modh aaya hai kahani mein ... woh bheeg rahi hai baarish mein ... aur aag lagi hai paani mein

Laundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!

Tabse gun chala raha hoon ... jabse tu apne maa ke andhar nahi, apne baap ke andhar tha