dialogues for show: Gabbar Is Back

Sarkari departments ne aam aadmi ki zindagi newspaper jaisi bana di hai ... subah kamot pe palatne se shuru hoti hai aur raat tak raddi banke kisi kone mein padhi milti hai

Jahan hum log behate hai wahan aam aadmi ki sirf arziyan pahunchti hai ... awaaz nahi

Hamara system bachon ke diaper ki tarah ho chuka hai ... kahin thoda geela aur kahin se thoda dheela

Har friday jab ek film release hoti hai ... us hi ke saath hi ek sarkari officer bhi release hoga ... ya toh corruption se, ya duniya se

Ek baimaan ki aankhen band karo ... toh baaki saare baimaano ki aankhen apne aap khul jaati hai

Aag bhuj bhi jaye na tab bhi kahin na kahin andar chingari dahekti rehti hai ... joh kabhi bhi aag ban sakti hai

Purani sharaab aur purani yaadein jab sar chadd jaati hai ... tab aadmi out of control ho hi jaata hai

Main toh mar jaonga ... tera kya hoga Kaalia?

Doosron ki naukri aur apni akal sabko achchi lagti hai

Rishvat nariyal jaisa ho gaya hai ... har kaam se pehle dono ka chaddava zaroori hai

Seedhi tarah paisa de ... varna chaabi waala taala nahi seal waala taala lagaonga

Jahan sau log milke aapki zindagi barbaad karte hai ... woh hai shaadi ... lekin jahan ek crore log milke sare desh ko barbaad karte hai ... woh hai corrupt sarkar

Saare kaam bhagwan khud nahi karta ... kuch kaam hum jaise shaitano ke liye chhod deta hai

Janwaron ko tehzeeb sikha di hum insaano ne ... ab insaano ko insaaniyat sikhane ke din aa gaye hai

Har woh aadmi joh galat dekhkar aankhen nahi pherta ... woh Gabbar hai ... joh ghoos dene waale ko ghus-ghuske maare ... woh Gabbar hai ... joh sarkari aadmi aircondition room mein behatkar logon ko tang karte hai, unka pasina chhudvaye ... woh Gabbar hai

Society criminals ke kuch karne se barbaad nahi hoti ... society tabaah hoti hai ek capable aadmi ke kuch na karne se

Achcha lage toh welcome ... bura lage toh bheed kam

One kiss burns many calories ... want to lose some weight?

I hate sorries!

Sabke karam samne aayenge ... woh kya hai na karma rishvat nahi leta

Ab Gabbar ka PWD chalega ... power wala danda

Is baar haath nahi ... saath chahiye

Har ek student government officer nahi banta ... lekin har government officer student zaroor hota hai

Rishvat li toh Gabbar maar dega ... nahi li toh main maar doonga

Joh mere kaam ka nahi ... uska is duniya mein koi kaam nahi

Mujhe pasand hai woh log joh mujhe pasand nahi karte ... himmat rakhte hai aaise log

Pachas pachas kos door jab koi rishvat leta hai toh sab kehte hai mat le varna ... Gabbar aa jayega

Haddiyan todne mein woh mazaa nahi ... joh teri akad todne mein hai

Na yeh sarkari hai, na gair kanooni ... na yeh neta hai, na koi terrorist ... kaam se hero, naam se villain ... yeh hai Gabbar