dialogues for show: Tanu Weds Manu Returns

Are you Salman Khan joh commitment issues chal rahe hai?

Hamari colony ki toh nikkar waali ladkiyon ne hum mein propose kiya hai ... tumhari wajah se humne mana kar diya sabko

Koi umeed bar nahi aati, koi soorat nazar nahi aati ... maut ka aana toh ek din mo-ayeeyan hai, neend kyun raat bhar nahi aati

Bata diye hai toh unki mardangi ko chhot lag jayegi ... aaise jahil hai mardangi ko sperm count se naapte hai

Dilli ka aadha pollution toh aashiqon ke wajah se ho raha hai

Adrak ho gaya yeh aadmi ... kahin se bhi badh raha hai

Jhand kar diya hai meri zindagi ki!

Sex ... kaunsa sex? ... pichle baar 2013 mein Bhai Dooj ke time mein hua tha yeh

Hasratein Lucknow, basratein Kanpur ... surmayi hai Bareilly, aur kaatilana hai Rampur

Chehre ki khushi, dil ki hassi, sharm-o-haya ... tujhpe vaar aaye hai tere deewane, jaane kya kya

Rishtey tab bante hai jab rishton ko sambhal ke rakha jaata hai

Hum thode bewafaa kya hue ... aap toh badchalan ho gaye

Reebok nahi toh reebokey sahi