dialogues for show: Great Grand Masti

Ragini ki sundarta ke poore gaaon mein the charche ... apne khoon se likhe naujawano ne usse parche ... lekin rakhne apni beti se door har paap ... ghar ke darwaze pe khada tha uska baap

Pad gayi mehangi yaaron joh sochi thi sasti ... ab toh jayegi yahan se sirf hamari asthi ... humein kisne kaha tha karne great grand masti

Maana ki yeh flashback ki story hai ... par kya yeh rhyming zaroori hai

Abhe Pandu with a "G"

Hum teen bhai the Ramsay brothers ... do gaye kaam se ... main bacha Ramsay

Ek baar joh maine commitment de di ... toh yeh meri bhi nahi sunta

Tujhe dekh ke samajh mein aate hai saale ... ki saala gaali kaisi bane

Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi

Uski ghadi mein har waqt sadhe chhe hi bajhe rehte hai

Gaanv mein oow ... baasi pav ... what to do now!

Yeh duniya ka pehla bistar hai ... jahan saath soti meri biwi ki sister hai

Uske kuch kuch mein ... kuch nahi hota hai

Tu insaan nahi, junglee sand hai ... junglee sand nahi, gahde ki g*nd hai

Banne chale the hum Shikari Shambu ... ab ghusenge bade bade bambu

Jab woh choti thi toh gaud mein behatkar lollypop khati thi ... ab jab gaud mein behatti hai toh meri lolly, pop ho jaati hai

Yahan honi chahiye thi kahani yeh poori ... marte waqt Ragini ki jawani thi adhoori ... koi bhi mard chalega usse, koi bhi dharam jaat ... Ragini ki atma ko chahiye bas suhagraat, suhagraat, suhagraat

Joh aap kahoge woh karungi ... jahan aap bologe wahan karungi ... jaise aap kahoge waise karungi

Duniya bhar ki masti tumhare pyar ki barabari nahi kar sakti ... aur aaj us hi pyar ki kasam khate hai ... mar jayenge par tumhe kabhi dhokha nahi denge

Sapne mein matka ... reality mein jhatka ... upar wale tu kahan laake patka

Hum is baar shehar ki mem ke saath A-B-C-D nahi ... gaanv ki gori ke saath Ka-Kha-Ga ... Fa karenge

Gaanv mein wow ... maska pav ... meow!