dialogues for show: Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3

Coffee ya dinner, jisse bhi bhare tumhara pet ... can we go on a date?

Mujhe do minute mein pet bhar waali koi Maggi nahi ... balki saat janamon ka pyar dene waali chahiye ... mujhe DP nahi BP chahiye, beautiful patni

Shor mat karo ... varna khada kar doongi

Har beti ka baap yeh sochta hai ki uska damaad heera niklega ... lekin tu toh woh Kohinoor hai jisne pata nahi kin kinke saath kitni baar Kohinoor istamaal kiya hoga

Agar ladki ko izzat doge na ... toh hi woh apni izzat aapko degi

Ab kisi ka bhi nahi hoga baal baanka ... bachenge kaki aur kaka ... sabki maa ka Saki Naka

Pholon ka taaron ka sabka kehna hai ... itna sara kapda maine kabhi nahi pehna hai

Bachpan se leke aaj tak hum dono ne joh kuch bhi kiya, saath mein kiya ... jeeye bhi toh saath, peeye bhi toh saath ... jhula jhulaya bhi toh saath ... pauda hilaya bhi toh saath

Bhagwan kisi ko bada dil deta hai ... kabhi kisi ko bhagwan bada dimaag deta hai ... lekin apna dimaag lagakar apne dil se poocho ... ki bhagwan ne tumhe kya diya hai

Mere bare mein itna mat soocho ... main din mein aata hoon, raat mein nahi ... till then do whatever you want to man

Pehle unki sirf dosti thi ... lekin ab dostana ho gaya hai

I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together

Sanskar sirf kapde pehenne ya kapde utaarne se nahi bante ... aur yehi ek nanga sach hai

Hum dono ke paas upar waale ka diya hua neeche waala talent hai ... usse waste nahi karna chahiye

Aata majhi latakli!

Kabhi devil aapke neeche ... kabhi aap devil ke neeche ... too much fun

Main deti hoon gareeb bachon ko education ... vidhwa maaon ko inspiration ... aur kunware mardon ko masturbation

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab gaon mein Holi hoti hai ... toh maa kehti hai sooja beti sooja ... varna apni pichkaari lekar Jabbar aa jayega