dialogues for show: Mastizaade

Sabke saamne apahij hone ka raag ... aur asal mein bhaag Milkha bhaag

Patli ho ya moti ... poori janta mooh se lagayegi aapki goti

Jhoote sex addicts bankar apple ko dosh dena toh sirf ek bahana hai ... kyun ki poori duniya ka national fruit toh ullu banana hai

Pehle maroonga insaan ki tarah ... phir maroonga toofan ki tarah ... and finally maroonga Salman ki tarah

Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi

No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra

Tum dono bhai behan ne milkar meri maa behan kar di hai

Keh raha hai dil yeh rangeela ... kab tak rahoonga tanha aur dheela ... aaj apne pyar ka pani barsakar ... dekh tujhe kaise karta hoon main bheega

Tumhare zakhmon pe blow karna mera job hai

Ladke ki kaathi ... kaathi pe ghoda ... ghode ki bum mein joh maara hathoda

Sikka hila toh fail!

Sikka hila toh pass!

Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada

Phikar mat ki jiye ... aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi doonga

Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na ... main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga ... dal maa ke haath ki dal