dialogues for show: Badrinath Ki Dulhania

Tumhari mansik isthithi aaj thodi gadbad lag rahi hai ... hum kal phir aayenge

Prem ka samay toh kabka khatam ho gaya ... hum toh seedha shaadi rachayenge

Middle class baap se provident fund ke paise maangna ... unki kidney maangne barabar hai

Arre yeh tedha mooh karke kyun smile kar rahe ho ... Shahrukh Khan ho kya?

Poore duniya mein sabse kamzor dil ek Indian baap ka hota hai

Hamare desh mein bache ke janam se hi uski balance sheet ban'ne lagti hai ... ladka equal to asset ... ladki equal to liability ... asset ke janam ki khushi mein boondi ke laddu bat'te hai aur liability ke janam ke mauke pe saste pedhe ... ladka kitna bhi nalayak ho, uski value badhti hi jaati hai ... aur ladki kitni bhi honhaar ho, uski entry asset column mein nahi hoti

Hum hamesha sochte the ... jis se shaadi karenge na hum, uski zindagi ban jayegi ... par tumko dekhne ke baad humko aisa lagta hai ... ki jis se tumhari shaadi hogi na, uski zindagi ban jayegi