dialogues for show: Judwaa 2

Uska bank balance itna hai ki bank bhi balance nahi kar paata hai

Door se dekha toh Alia Bhatt ... paas aakar dekha toh Mahesh Bhatt

Ek baar aagad paachad sahi dikhe na ... toh ladka aagad paachad ghoomta rahega

Maana door se dekha toh moongphali hai ... paas aakar dekh tera Baahubali hai

Pehle line mein honesty ... doosre line mein molesty

Iski pehli line aafat thi ... lekin last line mein rahat thi

Dil mein aata hoon samajh mein nahi ... pant mein aata hoon shirt mein nahi ... cycle pe aata hoon gaadi mein nahi ... aur sun langoth mein aata hoon shorts mein nahi

Salamat hai har woh bete ka papa ... jiske saath hai Ganpati Bappa

Pehli line mein panga ... doosri line mein main nanga

College mein aata hoon lekin lecture mein nahi aata hoon ... six pack mein aata hoon lekin family pack mein nahi aata hoon ... bus mein aata hoon lekin kisi ke bas mein nahi

Life mein main sirf do cheezon ki izzat karta hoon ... ek maa aur doosra khana ... kyun ki ek humein janam deti hai aur doosri humein zinda rakhti hai

Duniya ka sabse amir insaan bhi na maa baap ke bina gareeb hota hai

Joh main bolta hoon, woh main karta hoon ... aur joh main nahi bolta hoon, woh main WhatsApp karta hoon

Raja ki izzat hai na koi Saundarya sabun ki tikiya nahi hai ... joh tu gis-giske dho-dhoke phek daale