dialogues for show: Patel Ki Punjabi Shaadi

Hum Punjabi log haddiyan todh sakte hai ... lekin kisi ka dil nahi todh sakte

Hum insaan bhi kamaal ki cheez hai ... bade bade se rocket wahan door door aasmaan tak pahuncha dete hai ... lekin joh hamare kareeb hote hai unki choti choti nafraton ko chhod nahi sakte hai

Jab tak rahe saans aur haddi ... chalti rahe gaddi ... Jai Mata Di!

Aadmi paisa kyun kamata hai ... car ke liye ... pet ke liye ... carpet ke liye ... aur kis liye

Gujaratiyon ke DNA mein hi ek aisi dadagiri hai ... ki jahan bhi jaaye, Manhattan ho ya Mumbai ... portable Gujarat saath mein le hi jaate hai

Gujarati hai na andar se ban'na padta hai, andar se ... koi khaadi pehan'ne se Gandhi nahi banta aur bhes badalne se koi Gujarati nahi banta

Kismat toh apni badi changi hai ... teri meri jodi satrangi hai

Yeh joh mummy daddy hote hai na, inko zyada paas nahi aane dena life mein ... problem ho jaati hai

Hum Gujarati patthar pe pair maare na ... toh Porbandar se pound are Dakor se dollar nikaal sakte hai

Ladki ki zindagi mein teen cheez bahut zaroori hoti hai ... look, book and cook

Motorcar pe nahi, sanskar pe dhyan do

Har Gujarati ke liye dhanda dharam ke samaan hota hai

Har jawan ladki ke baap ki soch outdated hi hoti hai

Tooti huyi gaadiyon ki marammat ho sakti hai ... toote huye rishton ki marammat karna bahut mushkil hota hai