dialogues for show: Tu Jhoothi Main Makkaar

Meri intentions galat toh ho hi nahi sakti ... main koi is liye pyar ki baat thodi kar raha hoon ki mile jaye ... main toh mil jane ke baad pyar ki baat kar raha hoon

Bourbon ki tu batli main tera happy hour ... tu Saturday ki raat hai main Sunday ka akhbaar ... tu Umrao Jaan toh main Bachchan ki Deewaar ... banh phad le meri darling, tu jhoothi main makkaar

Pyar ke baad sex roohani ... sex ke baad pyar baimaani

Jaise free ki advice ki koi value nahi hoti ... waise hi free mein advice maange wale ki bhi nahi hoti

Bura banke breakup toh koi bhi kar sakta hai ... khoobsurat breakup woh hota hai jis mein saamne wale ko, uske ghar walo ko, rishtedaro ko, sabko lage ki ladki toh bahut pyari hai ... hamare ladke mein hi khot hai

Jiska seedha jhooth pakad mein aa jaye woh ladka toh imaandar hai ... kyun ki ladkiyon ki jhooth ki expectation toh hai hi humse ... woh, woh maaf kar deti hai ... jhooth ko saleeke se, akal ke saath chupana ... woh maaf nahi kar paati

Tu jhoothi main makkaar ... hona hi tha pyar

Kar dena mere naam ka gaaliyon mein shumaar ... gar in aankhon ke vaade se mukar jaun

Aaj kal relationship mein ghusna aasaan hai, us mein se nikalna mushkil ... rishta jodna aasaan hai, todna mushkil

Ek pal ko bhi mehfil mein tera deedar na hua ... tujhe takne walon se nazar hat'ti nahi

Raatein joh bachi hai woh saari teri ... mujhe toh tere din chahiye, teri subah, teri dopehar, teri shaam