dialogues for show: Chashme Buddoor

Udhar hai intezar apna, idhar dil beqarar apna ... aaye hai tere dar pe Omi, tu karde beda-par apna

Bankar, savarkar woh nikle makaan se ... yahi shor hoga yahan se, wahan se ... qayamat qayamat kisse kehte ho ... woh dekho qayamat chali jaa rahi hai

Maine joh tumhe chaha kya is mein khata meri ... yeh tum ho ya aaina, insaaf zara karna

Oh ho shikaar!

Zikr us parivash ka aur bayan apna ... ban gaya raqeeb aakhir tha joh razdan apna

Jaya-ji ke baad ... bada vacuum aa gaya hai industry mein

Pehle mooh toh kadva karo

Mere dost beediyon par utar aaye hain

Yeh ashtray bhi khali karde ... yeh aur zulm nahin seh payegi

Dil mein kisi ke raah kiye ja raha hoon main ... kitna haseen gunah kiye ja raha hoon main

Pehli tareek se, badi company mein, chota afsar ban raha hoon

Naukri mili hai ... tankha nahi

Pehle jaan pehchaan, phir dheere dheere dosti, phir pyar mohabbat ... phir waghera waghera

Gundon ko ek lakh aur bhale aadmi ko ek hazaar

Tu patte baant ... jiski mem uski game