dialogues for show: Khuddar

Agar aap log yeh chahte hai ... ki aap logon ki khuddi ko mittane ke liye agar gundon ki khudai bhi aa jaye aur mitta na sake ... toh aap logon ko khuddar banna padega

Tum meri zindagi mein full stop toh kya comma bhi nahi laga sake ... lekin main tumhari zindagi mein full stop zaroor lagaonga

Gundon ka rakhail kabhi gareebon ka rakhwaala nahi ban sakta

Mere nasson mein khoon ke saath saath barood bhi behta hai ... aur aaj tujhe is barood ke dhamake bhi sunne padenge

Tum ghadi ki keemat toh jaante ho ... magar waqt ki keemat nahi jaante

Woh shaadi hi kya teri dawat nahi jis mein ... aur woh aag hi kya teri soorat nahi jis mein

Main nafrat ke mohron se dushmani ka shatranj ussi ki bisaat pe khelonga ... aur aaisi maat doonga, aaisi maat doonga ki maut bhi roo padegi

Chola aur kursi badal jaane se aadmi ki janam kundli nahi badalti

Joh imaandaron se gaddari karega ... woh gaddaron se imaandari karega

Har woh kadam joh kanoon todne ke liye aage badega ... main usse apahij kar doonga

Jab logon ki bahaduri baanjh ho jaati hai ... tabhi Kapali jaise gunde pehda hote hai

Log toh sirf rupaiya aur izzat par daaka dalte hai ... magar tumne hamare vishvas par daaka daala hai

Duty ek aaisi cheez hai joh kabhi kabhi rote huye bhi nibhani padti hai

Vidyarthi woh hote hai joh vidya ka arth nikaalte hai ... magar aap log toh vidya ki arthi nikaal rahe hai

Jab shehar ki taqdeer harami ho jaati hai ... tab Kapali jaisa ek haramzada pehda hota hai

Joh log waqt ke dhaare mein kagaz ki naav ki tarah beh jaate hai ... unhe ek mamuli si lehar bhi dooba deti hai

Tumhe is baat ka koi haq na pahunchta ki police ki farz ki Ganga joh ki kanoon ki Gangotri se nikalti hai ... usse tum apni gandi aadaton ke gutter mein dal do

Agar tu ghar mein chupa raha toh chuhe ki maut maara jayega ... aur agar bahar nikal aaya toh geedar ki maut ... bol tujhe kaunsi maut chahiye?

Imaandari woh ganja sar hai jispar noton ke baal kabhi ugh hi nahi sakte ... thodi si baimaani ki tel ki malish karte rehna chahiye

Aadmi ke paas jis prakaar ka astra shastra ho ... ussi prakaar ka yudh ladna chahiye ... tabhi usko safalta milti hai

Zaat duniya mein sirf do tarah ki hoti hai ... ek woh joh aasoon peeta hai, ek woh joh khoon peeta hai ... ek woh joh insaaniyat ko aabad karta hai, ek woh joh insaaniyat ko barbaad karta hai

Yeh bhashan nahi yeh meri warning hai ... aur meri warning tumhare is cigarette case ke upar likhi hui warning ki tarah nahi ... jisse tum bhoolkar cigarette ke kash lagaya karte ho ... meri warning kanoon ke kitaab ke us full stop ki tarah hai ... jiske baad kuch bhi karne ya sochne ki jagah nahi bachti

Main tumhare jism ko vardi ki jagah zakhmon ka libaaz pehna doonga ... aur phir tum dard se itna tadpoge ke uske baad maut ko bhi chakhoge toh yahi kahoge ke ... maaza nahi aaya

Jab dus kamine marte hai toh ek kutta pehda hota hai ... jab sau kutte marte hai toh ek soovar pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek hazaar soovar marte hai toh ek bhadwa pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek lakh bhadwe marte hai tab tujh jaisa ek ganda neta pehda hota hai

Kathin pariksha mein pass ho jaana meri buri aadat hai

Kuch parinde aaise bhi hote hai joh halaat ke pinjre mein qaid toh hote hai magar majboor nahi hote ... unki baazuon mein itni taqat hoti hai ki woh pinjra samet udh jaate hai