dialogues for show: Raja Hindustani

You come come memsaab!

Main aisa vaar karoonga ki Shakuni mama bhi sharminda ho jaye

Yahan sab gadbad hai ustad ... naram garam hai aur garam naram hai

Log kehte hai ki agar sherni ke mooh khoon lag jaye na ... toh woh zinda nahi chodti

Kaun uthaya Raja Hindustani ko?

Woh aulaad nahi janni, joh apne maa baap ke shraap se bach sake

Kehdo uss bade baap ki beti se ke uske samaaj mein shaadi byah ek khel hoga, joh kagaz pe kiye hue dastakhat se bhi toda ja sakta hai ... lekin hamare samaaj mein hum usse puja mante hai ... agni ke saath pheron ke baad yeh bandhan atoot ho jata hai

Jab do barabar ke log ek doosre ko kuch dete hai toh woh tofha kehlata hai ... lekin jab koi rayees kisi gareeb ko kuch deta hai toh wahi cheez bheek kehlati hai, madad kehlati hai

Aap ki aankhen meri taxi ki headlight ki tarah hai memsaab

Jab maine tumhare zindagi mein paon rakha, toh waapsi ke saare raaste saare darwaze bandh kar diye ... ab mere paas aur koi raasta nahi hai sivah tumhare, yah phir maut ke