dialogues for show: Pardes

Yahan ya toh bahut sanata hai, ya phir bahut shor ... aadmi akela hai, ya phir mela hai

Girlfriends ka aana jaana toh amiron ki shaan hoti hai

Kahin aag lagne se pehle uthta hai aaisa dhuaan ... jaisa hai idhar ka nazaara, waisa hi udhar ka samaa

Bade toh aap ban gaye ... lekin khud ke mamle mein zara chote reh gaye

Amrica mein pyar ka matlab hai len den ... lekin Hindustan mein pyar ka matlab hai sirf dena, dena, dena

Somvaar ko sagai, phir Ganga ki bidai ... aur bhabhi issi baat par khila do hum sabko mithai

Hum naye rishte banane ke liye ... purane rishton ko nahi todh dete

Ladka hai, ladka hai Sir ... lekin Hindustani nahin hai

Mercedes chalane waale cycle chala rahe hai ... kis kis bahane dekho tumko mana rahe hai

Toote dilon se door mat jaiyo ... milte dilon ke pass mat aaiyo

Agar Ganga ki hifazat karna pyar hai ... toh hai, pyar hai aur hamesha rahega

Joh sach sunna chahte hai ... woh apni jeb mein pistol aur dil mein nafrat lekar nahi aate

Jab aadmi daulat aur taqat ki wajah se jitna bada hota jaata hai ... utna hi sach aur asliyat se door hota jaata hai

Nadi, nadi nahin jismein pani na ho ... hawa, hawa nahi jismein ravani na ho ... woh shaadi, shaadi nahi jismein prem kahani na ho