dialogues for show: Rajaji

Main chota aadmi hoon ... mere pair zameen pe hai, mera sar mere kandhon par hai ... aur mere dimaag ke andhar meri aukaat tolne ka tarazu laga hua hai

Yeh joh paisa hota hai na, iske paon nahi hote hai ... lekin paon waale se sau gunah zyada tezz bhaagta hai

Maine kya kya sapne dekhe the ... byah karke honeymoon karne Switzerland jaonga ... lekin ab toh zindagi mein na switzer hai, na land hai, na honey hai, na moon hai

Jhoot ki umar bahut kam hoti hai ... jhoot jiye char din aur sach jiye hazaar din

Abhe aye dhakan ... yeh phone ke andhar hi mooh daalke tereko aaisi gaali doonga na ... ki aakhe telephone exchange mein angaar lag jayegi

Beti pati ke pallu se pallu bandhkar agni ke jitne phere leti hai ... baap ka haq utna hi gunah kam ho jaata hai ... aur pati ka haq utne hi gunah zyada