dialogues for show: Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham

Vade log vadi vadi baatein

Badhon ka gussa badhon ka pyar hota hai

Subah subah shuru ho gayi Madonna

Kabhi kabhi ghar ke bachche ... ghar ke badhon ko sahi raaste dekha dete hain

Bade mazaaki ho ... bade mazaaki ho

Ek da vada dil aur duje de vade vade bill

Maafi maange se koi chota bada nahi hota ... aur joh maaf kar deta hai uska dil bahut bada hota hai

No drinking, no smoking ... no der se aana aur yahan se jitna jaldi ho chale jaana

Arre return shiturn karne hai toh khareedte vareedte kyun ho?

Kabhi kabhi aisa kyun hota hai ... ki paraye bhi apne lagne lagte hain

Kabhi kabhi aisa kyun hota hai ... ki apne paraye ho jaate hain

Mere saath prom jaane ke liye tum sabko teen departments mein brilliant hona chahiye ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks

Lucknow da kurta, Pathani salwar ... tab lage mard, varna lage bekaar

Dosti ke alava bhi kuch rishtey hote hai ... kuch rishtey joh hum samajhte nahi ... kuch rishtey joh hum samajhna nahi chahte ... kuch rishtey jinka koi naam nahi hota, sirf ehsaas hota hai ... kuch rishtey jinki koi deewar nahi hoti, sarhad nahi hoti ... aaise rishtey joh dil ke rishtey hote hai, pyar ke rishtey hote hai, mohabbat ke rishtey hote hai

Zindagi mein agar kuch banna ho, kuch haasil karna ho, kuch jeetna ho ... toh hamesha dil ki suno ... aur agar dil bhi koi jawab na de toh aankhen band karke apni maa aur papa ka naam lo ... phir dekhna har manzil paar kar jaoge, har mushkil aasaan ho jayegi ... jeet tumhari hogi, sirf tumhari

Paisa toh har koi kama leta hai ... lekin izzat kamana sabke bas ki baat nahi

Oh ji jhappiyan tak te theek hai ... par pappiyan bhi marte rhende hai mainu

Keh diya na ... bas keh diya!