dialogues for Tag: Adult

Biwi ke saamne blood donor ... aur peeth peeche Vicky donor

Call me anytime ... nine to nine ... twenty four seven ... sixty nine

Itihaas gawah hai ... jab bhi shaadi-shuda mard ka biwi se focus hata hai ... sausage katta hai

Aapke recline hote hi, kuch incline ho gaya

Ab aap mujhe disbar kijiye, phansi pe chadaiye, ya goli maar dijiye ... par ek baat meri dhyaan se sun lijiyega ... get the f*ck out of my country

Yeh jawani mein na hormones bade harmonium bajate hai

Yeh launda hai na aapka, ek number ka tharkulla hai tharkulla ... tharak se do level upar ... tharak, tharki, tharkulla

Virgin tel healthy hota hai ... male nahin

Pyar ke baad sex roohani ... sex ke baad pyar baimaani

Aaj ke baad agar kisi ladki ki izzat nahi ki toh aisa haal karunga ... ki zindagi bhar peeche se mootega ... kyun ki aage ka tootega

Har gunehgar ko aisi maut maroonga ... ki agle janam mein maa ki kok se kya ... baap ki top se bhi nikalne se darega

Nadi paar karne ke baad naiyya aur ek raat ke baad chammiya mere kisi kaam ki nahi hoti

Zyada natak kiya na toh tere akhrot tere munh se bahar nikaal dungi

Manne erotic kahani aur sharmati jawani ... ghani bhave hai

Pyar mein dara nahi jaata ... pyar mein toh kuch kara jaata hai

Biwi se sex maang le toh hum bikhari ... biwi ko sex na de toh hum atyachari ... aur kisi tarah jugaad lagake usse sex hasil karle na toh balatkari bhi hum hai

(Kaa kare feelings hi nahi aa rahe?) - Tum aankh band karo aur Burj Khalifa ke bare mein socho ... feelings apne aap aa jayegi

Sasti sharaab aur sasta sex nuksaan hi karta hai guru

Thoda thoda karenge ... pura nahi karenge ... upar upar se

Berozgar pati ko kaam ke liye utsana chahiye ... kamasutra ke liye nahi

Jaise maa apne bachon mein farak nahi karti ... aise police wala bhi apne badmasho mein farak nahi karte ... hum sabko ek hi aankh se dekhenge ... maa ki aankh se

Guess what an orgasm is called in Hindi ladies ... "charam sukh"

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar

Tu na complete package hai ... bahar se sati, andar se slutty

Jaa apni mummy ke saath ... actually mummy se hi shaadi karle ... bloody mother lover

Jitna bhi padh lo graduation, post-graduation ... par jab tak bhen*hod mangalsutra gale mein nahi lagta na ... tab tak life complete nahi hoti

First time dekha tujhe love ho gaya ... second time mein sab ho gaya

(Pyar se dekho) ... Arre hamari g**nd phatti huyi hai, kahan se layenge pyar

Ghee chhe toh ghapa-ghap chhe

Nazar gul toh goti gul

No licky, no sucky, no love you long time ... only looky

Aap sir hamare khandan par kalank hai ... aap nange TV par gir gaye ... aap nange ladies par nahi gir sakte the