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Tum humein kya haraoge ... arre tumhare Pakistan mein itne log nahi, jitne hamare yahan Eid par bakre kaate jaate hai

Yes hum janwar hai, we are animals ... jiski sirf cheekh ho sakti hai par awaaz nahi ... jisko sar jhukane ke liye kanoon toh milta hai par insaaf nahi ... jiska jhund ho sakta hai lekin desh nahi ... yeh janwaron ka jhund ab desh banne jaa raha hai ... aur yeh janwar ab cheekhega nahi ... gurrayega

Bade ehtiyaad se rafta-rafta nikaalna hai ... bacha hai joh tujh mein mera hissa nikaalna hai ... nikaal laya hoon pinjre se ek parinda ... ab us parinde ke dil se pinjra nikaalna hai

Ek baar ko naag apna raasta badal sakta hai ... lekin nagin apne phan faila de na ... toh saphera bhi usse kabu nahi kar sakta

Kavi mann ke meet anek, phool panchi prakriti samet, woh har kisi ko apnata hai ... sangat ka woh swarthi nahi joh har mehfil ko sajata hai

Haathi, ghode, top, talwarein, fauj toh teri saari hai ... par zanjeer mein jakda raja mera ab bhi sab pe bhaari hai

Sher nahi raha lekin chhaava abhi bhi jungle mein ghoom raha hai

Sher ke pair mein kaanta chub jaane se jungle kutton ka nahi ho jaata

Sheeshay ke gharon mein rehne wale, chataano ko chunautiyan nahi diya karte ... nishaana chahe kitna bhi pakka kyun na ho, gulel se baaz kabhi mara nahi karte

(Chuhoon aur Hindustaniyon mein farak kya hai?) - Sirf ek border ka

Jab apne hi shamil ho dushman ki chaal mein ... toh sher bhi phas jaata hai kutton ki jaal mein

Rishwat se sirf insaan kabu mein aate hai ... ghode paseene mein bahaduri aur wafa ki mehak se

Shakal dekhi hai apni ... kamzor kauve ki tarah dikhta hai ... itna patla sirf tujhe dekha hai ya natraj ki pencil

Hum jaise middle class ladke na date pe nahi, bhandaaron pe jaate hai ... aur wahan bheed itni hoti hai ki late pahuncho na, toh gaiy ke mooh se puri cheenke khani padti hai ... upar se chappal chori ho jaati hai woh alag

Hamare beech wahi rishta hai ... joh jugnu ka roshni se hai ... phoolon ka os se hai ... hiran ka kasturi se hai ... aur atma ka atma se hai

Jab tak sher apni kahani nahi sunayega ... tab tak aapko shikari ki kahani par hi yakeen aayega

Sabhi salaami ke liye taiyar ho ... Hindustan ka sher aa raha hai

Kabootar gaya bar mein whiskey peeke leta ... tu agar apni maa ko yahan se leke gaya toh bahut pitega beta

Jaise ek ajeeb sa caterpillar beautiful butterfly ban jaata hai ... biwiyon ka ulta hai ... woh butterfly se caterpillar ban jaati hai

Shaadi vagaira na bahut mushkil cheez hoti hai ... vegetarian sherni ke gufa mein rehne jaisi mushkil ... woh tumhe khayegi nahi kyun ki woh vegetarian hai ... lekin darati rehegi dahaadein maar maar ke ... oow, oow

Aapko nature nahi Netflix chahiye ... pedh nahi iPad chahiye ... blackbuck nahi Starbucks chahiye ... aapko jungle se zyada Jungle Book pasand hai ... aur tiger se zyada Tiger Shroff ... kyun ki development joh hota hai na ... woh of the youth, by the youth, for the youth

(Teacher kya hai tumhare liye?) - Joh doosron ko murga banata hai aur khud anda deta hai

Jungli janwar ke pinjre mein pair rakhne se pehle tasalli kar leni chahiye ki pinjra band hai ... khaas karke jab pinjre mein sher ho

Saanp ko doodh sirf Nag Panchami ke din hi pilaya jaata hai ... kisi aur din ghar mein gusse toh usse kuchla hi jaata hai

Sher ki poonch pe pair aur Azaad ki moonch pe haath nahi rakhte ... sher gusse se dahaadta hai ... Azaad phaadta hai

Dono haathon ki zaroorat taali bajane ke liye namardon ko hoti hai ... geedaron se nipatne ke liye sher ka ek panja hi kaafi hai

Naav mein behet kar jaal phekna bahut aasaan hai ... pani mein utrega toh badi machliyan kha jayengi

Jungle mein sannate ka matlab jungle mein sher hai ... aur log khauf se jungle jaate nahi ... magar sher jab jungle chhodkar khule-aam shehar mein shikaar karne lagta hai ... toh poora shehar usse maarne ke liye khada ho jaata hai

Yeh karza joh hai na kutte paalne jaisa hai ... kehne ke liye suraksha karta hai ... par roz bow-bow karke roti maangega ... aur joh ek din roti na do na toh kaat dega yeh

Kauva ho ya hans ... har panchi ki fitrat rehti hai udaan barne ki

Sher hoon main sher ... aur sher tab tak raja hota hai jab tak akela rehta hai

Politics mein itna keechad hai ki us mein kamal nahi khilte ... sirf keede rhengte hai