dialogues for Tag: Festival

Tum humein kya haraoge ... arre tumhare Pakistan mein itne log nahi, jitne hamare yahan Eid par bakre kaate jaate hai

Vishwas aapka saath hai toh yudh lage tyohaar

Diwali mein chaar motichoor ke laddu nahi milne wale hai ... tu yahan bonus ke khwaab dekh rahi hai

Duniya ka sabse bada festival pata hai kaunsa hai ... gharwali ... kyun ki usse baar baar manana padta hai

Saanp ko doodh sirf Nag Panchami ke din hi pilaya jaata hai ... kisi aur din ghar mein gusse toh usse kuchla hi jaata hai

Radhe jaane ke liye nahi, bhejne ke liye aaya hai ... aur tere hisse ki biryani hum sab mil-baant kar khayenge ... aur bolenge Eid Mubarak

Holi utni hi khelo jitna gulaal ho ... aur namak halaali karte karte na khud halaal ho

Maarunga kanpati pe ... dard mitega Ganpati pe

Har Ram ka apna Ravan ... har Ram ka apna Dussehra

Is Navratri mein aisa jaadu hai ... kisiko jaadu jaisa feel nahi hota

Agar roze nahi rakhe ... toh phir Eid ka kya maza

Har Diwali bonus nahi hota ... har pimple pus nahi hota ... aur har cross Star Plus nahi hota

Christmas mein sab log bolte hai na Santa aayega, Santa aayega ... sabko pata hai ghanta aayega

Laxmi ji ki kripa se paisa toh itna hai ki Dhanteras pe aap hi ki dukaan khareed ke aap hi ko gift karde

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab gaon mein Holi hoti hai ... toh maa kehti hai sooja beti sooja ... varna apni pichkaari lekar Jabbar aa jayega

Sex ... kaunsa sex? ... pichle baar 2013 mein Bhai Dooj ke time mein hua tha yeh

Yeh Kamasutra ka desh hai ... joh hum mein apne shareer ka, apni aatma ka, apni kamana ka, apni manavata ka utsav manana sikhata hai

Issi ghar mein aayegi aap ki doli ... and wishing you a very happy Holi

Ramzan mein bhi toh "Ram" hota hai ... aur Diwali mein "Ali"

Holi khelne ka shaunk hai ... par teri pichkari mein dum nahin

Tum har saal Raavan ko isliye jalate ho, kyun ki tum jaante ho ... woh kabhi nahin marta

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali

Barood ke canister pe behet ke Diwali nahi manayi jaati hai ... barood ke canister se manayi jaati hai

Diwali kab hai ... kab hai Diwali!

Delhi ki ladkiyan aaisi dress karti hai ... jaise har roz Diwali ho

Shaadi na hi ek contract hai, na hi koi utsav hai ... agar utsav hai toh logon ke liye hai ... shaadi do aatmaon do dilon ka mel hai ... jisme do jan bharpoor zindagi saath saath jeete hai aur saath saath marte hai

Bachpan se aaj tak maine kabhi Holi nahi kheli ... magar ab kheloonga khoon ki Holi

Jab zindagi se khushi mitt jaye na ... toh Diwali sirf ek aag banke reh jaati hai

Tumhari umar mere tajurbe se bahut kam hai ... tumne utni Diwaliyan nahi dekhi hai jitni maine tum jaise bikne waalon ki barbaadiyan dekhi hai

Kal hum Holi khelenge ... lekin is Holi mein gulaal ki bajai dhuna udhega ... pichkariyon mein se rang nahi, bandookon mein se goliyan niklengi ... geeton ki jagah cheekein ... aur laaj ki jagah laashein tadapengi

Agar tujh jaise bhai aur pehda ho jaye ... toh is duniya se Rakhi ka tyohar mitt jayega

Hum mein kya joh turbat ke melay rahenge ... tah-e-khaak hum toh akele rahenge