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Jab shareer kaakdi jaisa ho na, toh baatein Bheem wali nahi karni chahiye

Yeh ladkiyon ko laddu bahut pasand hote hai kya ... vaise tum log har jagah feminism ke jhande gaadhte rehte ho ... mardon se kandhon se kandha mila kar chalne ki baat karte rehte ho ... par chivalry ki expectations phir bhi rakhte ho ... ladies first, pulling out chairs, opening doors ... dono haathon mein laddu chahiye kya

Khana hamesha ache vichaaron aur ache logon ke saath baith kar khana chahiye ... varna hazam nahi hota

O Ananya, haaye Ananya, uff Ananya ... samjha tha tumhe biryani, tum toh nikli gobi dhaniya

Vadam vadam par likha hai khane wale ka naam ... aur kadam kadam par likha hai aage badne wale ka naam

Makhan lagane wale haathon mein chhuri zaroor hoti hai

Ek khuddar aadmi ke liye jail se badi saza hoti hai sasural ki roti todna

Aisi koi bhi problem nahi hai joh ek Mohanlal ka gaana aur ek kadak cup chai solve nahi kar sakti

Aaj kal ka pyar confusing hai ... it's like a cheese chinese schezwan masala dosa

Jab dekho mooh utha ke shaadi karne nikal padta hai tu ... meri advice maan koi aashiqon wali harkatein karle ... phool leja, chocolate hai ... koi baat, koi mulaqat ... seedhe suhagraat

Samaj mein do tarah ka log hota hai ... ek joh paseena bahakar apna haq ka roti kamata hai ... aur ek joh khoon paseena bahakar apna haq ka roti cheen leta hai

Is desh ke schoolon mein agriculture aur farming ko compulsory subject ki tarah padhaya jaana chahiye ... varna aane wali generation yehi sochegi, ki khana joh hai woh kheton se nahi, balki Ziggy aur Gomato se aata hai

Log botal kholke peete hai ... hum dil kholke peete hai

Aadhi roti khayenge, Indira ko layenge

Jeb mein jab chillar ho na, toh aadmi sirf moongphali khareed sakta hai

Dawai ek do kam aaye toh marenge nahi ... lekin daru barabar lana, nahi toh bachenge nahi

Kundli mein shani, ghee ke saath honey, aur Ravikumar se dushmani ... sehat ke liye hanikarak ho sakti hai

Hum jaise middle class ladke na date pe nahi, bhandaaron pe jaate hai ... aur wahan bheed itni hoti hai ki late pahuncho na, toh gaiy ke mooh se puri cheenke khani padti hai ... upar se chappal chori ho jaati hai woh alag

Saari languages bol leti ho ... har tarah ka khana bana leti ho ... pehli baar cigarette peete huye khaasti bhi nahi ho ... tum ladki ho ya Aladdin ka chirag

Virgin tel healthy hota hai ... male nahin

Vahini ko dekh kar pata chalta hai aap sher jaise kyun ghoomte hai ... aap power hai toh woh aapka super power hai ... aap vada hai toh woh aapka pav hai ... aap iPhone hai toh woh aapka charger hai

Aaj ka seedha ka seedha funda ... char aane ki mehnat, barah aane ki marketing ... kyun ki joh marketing karle na, uska vichaar bik jaata hai ... aur joh na kare, uska achaar bhi nahi bikta

Kab tak chupegi kairi patton ki aad mein ... kabhi na kabhi toh aayegi Bhendi Bazaar mein

Diwali mein chaar motichoor ke laddu nahi milne wale hai ... tu yahan bonus ke khwaab dekh rahi hai

Khana na body ki nahi, dil ki zaroorat hoti hai

Bourbon ki tu batli main tera happy hour ... tu Saturday ki raat hai main Sunday ka akhbaar ... tu Umrao Jaan toh main Bachchan ki Deewaar ... banh phad le meri darling, tu jhoothi main makkaar

Tune khilone maange, tujhe khilone ki dukaan mili ... tune chutte maange, tujhe credit card mila ... tune dhood maanga, tujhe kheer mili woh bhi almond milk wali ... bhai isse kehte hai nepotism

Boond boond se sagar banta hai ... te boondi boondi se ladoo

Body mein daru kam hoga na toh marne ke baad jalane ke liye bahut lakdi lagega ... bahut pedh kaatna padega ... global warming hoga ... so mother nature aur unke bachon ko surakshit rakhne ke liye at the time of death body mein full daru hona chahiye ... bas ek maachis ki teeli, boom ... eco-friendly antim sanskar

Baat ughalwane ke do tareeke hote hai ... ek hota hai third degree aur duja hota hai ji rum

Zindagi gol-gappe jaisi haundi hai ... pet bhale hi bhar jave, mann nahi bharta

Kabootar gaya bar mein whiskey peeke leta ... tu agar apni maa ko yahan se leke gaya toh bahut pitega beta