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Mardon aur husbands ki height kitni bhi ho ... unka ego sau foot ka hai

Sundar biwi hone ka yehi nuksaan hai ... pehle saanson mein basao ... phir apna hi dum ghutao

Itihaas gawah hai ... jab bhi shaadi-shuda mard ka biwi se focus hata hai ... sausage katta hai

Aadmi jitna bhi bada maalik ban jaye ... maalkin ke samne jhuk hi jaata hai

Tera control panel teri biwi ke haath mein hai na ... mera abhi bhi mere hi haath mein hai

Bajirao Singham ne sirf do baar vachan liya hai ... ek baar vardi pehente waqt ke marte dum tak apne desh ki seva karega ... aur doosri baar agni ke saath phere lete waqt ki hamesha apni biwi ki raksha karega

Vahini ko dekh kar pata chalta hai aap sher jaise kyun ghoomte hai ... aap power hai toh woh aapka super power hai ... aap vada hai toh woh aapka pav hai ... aap iPhone hai toh woh aapka charger hai

Jaise ek ajeeb sa caterpillar beautiful butterfly ban jaata hai ... biwiyon ka ulta hai ... woh butterfly se caterpillar ban jaati hai

Duniya ka sabse bada festival pata hai kaunsa hai ... gharwali ... kyun ki usse baar baar manana padta hai

Mogambo toh phir bhi khush ho jaata hai ... lekin yeh biwiyan kabhi khush nahi hoti hai

Yeh joh miya biwi ka rishta hota hai na, yeh Allah miya ne kache dhaage se baanda hai ... gaant baand baand ke chaloge toh reh jaata hai ... aur jahan gaant khuli toh baat khatam

Mujhe talash hai ek aisi pativrata ladki ki ... joh mummy ko kitchen mein ghusne na de aur pati ko bedroom mein se nikalne na de

Tera pati hai na harami, tedha hai par tera hai

Aaj ke zamane mein mard hona hi ek tragedy hai, tragedy ... apne mummy ke saamne wife se pyar se baat karo toh joru ka ghulam ... wife ke saamne mummy se pyar se baat karo toh maa ke pallu se banda hua ... apne bachon ko maaro toh nirdayi ... aur kuch na kaho toh laparwah ... poore din ghar ke bahar raho toh aawara .. ghar ke andar behto toh naakara ... apni Mrs. se job na karao toh shakki ... aur karvao toh biwi ki kamai khane wala ... yehi ladies ko by mistake haath bhi lag jaye toh hum zalim ... aur yehi ladies apunko peete toh hum nalle

Yeh roz subah jaldi uthte hai murge ki tarah ... phir aada adhoora khate hai kauve ki tarah ... phir breakfast karte hai bandar ki tarah ... phir office ko daudte hai ghode ki tarah ... phir kaam karte hai gadhe ki tarah ... phir ghar aakar daru peete hai machli ki tarah ... phir mujhpe bhaunkte hai kutte ki tarah ... phir khana khate hai magarmach ki tarah ... aur uske baad taange phaila ke soo jaate hai bhainso ki tarah ... dekho kaise ghoor rahe hai ulle ki tarah

Pati patni aur woh ke khele mein ... woh toh saala us gap ka naam hai ... joh pati aur patni apne beech mein aa jaane dete hai, khud hi

Biwi se sex maang le toh hum bikhari ... biwi ko sex na de toh hum atyachari ... aur kisi tarah jugaad lagake usse sex hasil karle na toh balatkari bhi hum hai

Pati patni ka rishta riwazon se nahi, pyar se bandna chahiye

Wife shakti ... husband sehanshakti

Tu mera pati ... main teri patni ... bhar de meri maang ... nahi toh cheer doongi teri taang

Zindagi ek jung agar patni sang hai ... Sita se pyar kiya toh Ram ban gaye ... Radha se pyar kiya toh Shyam ban gaye ... aur joh kataiy zabardasti ka pyar kiya toh bhootni ke Asaram ban gaye

India mein officers ka nahi, unki biwiyon ka bahadur hona zaroori hai

Jab tak khud ki Sita ka haran nahi hota ... koi aadmi Ram nahi banta

Cellphone patni ke jaise hai ... na ho toh chale nahi aur hai toh khush nahi

Biwi paas chahiye toh ghar mein sandas chahiye

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

Customer toh God hi hota hai ... lekin biwi na Mata Rani hoti hai

India Pakistan mein biwi shohar ke bare mein agar itna jaante honge, toh phir woh biwi shohar nahi honge ... Karan aur Johar honge

Sheeshi bhari gulaab ki patthar pe todh dein ... aisi gharwali mil jaaye na toh baharwali chhod dein

Teen tarah ki jung world famous hai ... pati aur patni ke beech ... pani aur petrol ke beech ... aur India aur Pakistan ki cricket match ke beech

Biwi bhi ek ajeeb tarah ki pehli hai ... saal bhar miya ko pareshan karke jeene nahi deti ... aur Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh ke marne nahi deti

Har koi apni biwi ko pyar toh karta hi hai ... aur na bhi karta ho toh karne ki acting toh karta hi hai