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App ne bola toh soulmate ... app nahi toh checkmate

Hamari generation ko khud ki intelligence se zyada artificial intelligence pe bharosa hai ... kyun, kyun ki data kabhi galat nahi hota hai

Tera control panel teri biwi ke haath mein hai na ... mera abhi bhi mere hi haath mein hai

Science, vigyaan, ek aisi mashaal joh duniya ko andhere mein rasta dikha sakti hai ... lekin agar galat haathon mein pad jaye toh usse jalakar raakh bhi kar sakti hai

Science is easy ... love is hard

Physics bolta hai ... two negatives make one positive ... economics bhi bolta hai ... akele mein loss karne se behtar hai, profit sharing karlo ... aur moral science bhi bolta hai ... united we stand and divided we fall ... history mein bhi kaha hai ... gore log India se tab bhaage jab hum log ek the

Hum log science mein maante hai ... non-science mein nahi

There's no science without experiments

Mere scientist ban'ne ka koi matlab nahi hai ... agar mera science mere desh ke kaam na aaye

HIV positive, TB positive, Malaria positive ... yeh medical line na eklauti line hai jismein positive ka matlab bad news hota hai

Aaj kal kehte hai ki bhagwan ke baad agar kisi ko sab kuch pata hai ... sab kuch ... toh woh hai Google

Cellphone patni ke jaise hai ... na ho toh chale nahi aur hai toh khush nahi

Aadmi ke vikaas ke charan teen ... bandar, aadmi aur machine

Panch minute ke liye agar kisi ka bhi phone mil jaaye ... toh uski zaat, paat, aukaat sab pata chal jaati hai

Joh main bolta hoon, woh main karta hoon ... aur joh main nahi bolta hoon, woh main WhatsApp karta hoon

Tere body ki dish purani hai ... par channel tanne jawani waale chahiye

I love you to the square of infinity

Kehte hai har saat saal mein insaan ke body cells badal jaate hai ... iska matlab insaan poora ka poora naya ho jaata hai ... lekin kabhi kabhi insaan ko badalne mein kuch din hi kaafi hote hai

Robo hai tu robo, corporate robo ... tere hardware mein koi soft feelings hi nahi hai

Dil ka door bada hona chahiye ... windows toh computer mein bhi hai

Connection bhi na kamaal ki cheez hai ... bas ho gaya toh ho gaya ... Wi-Fi, bluetooth se bhi zyada strong hai apna connection

Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun

Aap agar Shanaya hai toh main mooli hoon ... aap agar patang hai toh main aapka solar cell hoon ... aap agar saand hai toh main aapki ghanti ki bell hoon

Jab sulphate, oxygen, nitrogen aur hydrogen in chaaron ko ek cylinder mein bhar do na ... toh choola nahi ghar jalta hai ... blast hota hai blast

Ghar science se nahi ... home science se chalta hai

Aaj kal shareef sirf woh hota hai jiske mobile mein password nahi hota hai

Rishton mein bharosa aur mobile pe network na ho toh log game khelne lagte hai

Jism ke x-ray ka toh suna tha ... lekin aap toh character ka bhi kar lete hai

Politics mein sahi galat ka koi barometer nahi hota ... joh sahi hai woh sahi hai ... aur joh galat hai woh bhi sahi hai

Alpha, beta, gamma, theta ... joh hai sexy woh hai jeeta

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na ... I'll poke you

Soocho main idea hoti aur tum technology ... hamari patang kya mast udhti na