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A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct!

Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..

Ans.- In his Last Battle..

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?

Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..

Ans.- Marriage..

Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..

Ans.- Liquid State..

Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..

Ans.- On His Birthday..

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..

Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake..!!

Q.7-India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...???..

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