Jokes for joke: 7360

I was sitting on the bus and somebody tapped me on the shoulder.

I turned around and saw two old man sitting there. One of them said to me, 'would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like.'

'Sure,' I replied. Then he gave me a handful of nuts and went back to sit with his friends.

'What a nice old man,' I thought, while happily munching on the nuts.

A few minutes later, I felt another tap on my shoulder and there he was again, offering some nuts. I gladly accepted and he went back to his seat.

After about 10 minutes, he tapped me on the shoulder, once again offering some nuts.

I asked him, 'Why don't you eat them yourself?'

'Because we've got no teeth,' he replied.

'Then why do you buy them?' I asked.

'Oh, because we just love the chocolate around the nuts.'

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