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#872 | Politics 
The following is the conversation between Laloo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.
Gates: Hi! You must have heard of Windows?
Laloo: Oh yes! Most of our government offices have single window clearance concept.
Gates: At home have you installed Windows?
Laloo: I have removed all windows due to increased burglaries in our house.
Gates (Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo: Operation? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.
Gates (Sweating): Hope the Internet is being used a lot in India.
Lallo: Oh yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.
Gates: Hi! You must have heard of Windows?
Laloo: Oh yes! Most of our government offices have single window clearance concept.
Gates: At home have you installed Windows?
Laloo: I have removed all windows due to increased burglaries in our house.
Gates (Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo: Operation? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.
Gates (Sweating): Hope the Internet is being used a lot in India.
Lallo: Oh yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.
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