Jokes for Topic: Beggar

लड़की: तुम्हारी हॉबीज क्या हैं?

चिल्लू: सिक्के इकठ्ठा करना।

लड़की: अरे वाह, सेम हियर।

चिल्लू: तुम भी भिखारी हो क्या?

Ek Ghar Ke Aage Faqeer Khada Hokar Bola

Faqeer: “Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De Do?”

Ghar Ke Andar Se Ladki Aayi Aur Boli.

Ladki: “Kuchh Nahi Hai Baba, Maaf Karo”

Faqeer: “Apna Mobile No. Hi De Do, Baba Dua Bhi Karega Aur Message Bhi“

A beggar in front of a temple says ' Sir, earlier you used donate Rs.50, then reduced it to Rs. 30, then further reduced it to Rs.20 and now you are giving me only Rs.10. Why so?

The man replies 'When I was donating Rs.50, I was a bachelor, then I got married and donating Rs.30, then I had my first child and donating Rs.20, and now I had my second child, that's why I am giving only Rs.10.

Then the beggar nags ' That means your entire family is living at my mercy'

Beggar rocks...and the man shocks...

भिखारी ने एक घर में आवाज लगाई!
भिखारी: माई कुछ दे दे!!!
अंदर से एक महिला चिल्लाते हुए निकली 😈

महिला : दिखते तो हट्टे-कट्टे हो, भीख मांगते शर्म नहीं आती। 😤😤😬😁

भिखारी : बहन जी , आप भी तो दीपिका पादुकोण और कटरीना कैफ से भी काफी सुंदर दिखती हो लेकिन गृहणीं बन के रह गयीं हैं। 😉😉

महिला : रूक, पिज्जा मंगवाती हुॅ तेरे लिए …………..जाना मत।
😂😍🤓😎🤗😜😝😇

manager ne aanewale se poocha, 'kya tumhe pata nahin ki aagya ke bina andar aana mana hai.'
aane wala, 'janab, main aagya lene ke liye hi andar aaya hoon.'

Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.

Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.
Old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - 'beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.'

1 ladki ne coin dalke apna vajan dekha,58kg
Sandal utari,56kg
Jacket utari,53kg
Fir duppata, 52kg or coin khatam
1 bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke me dalunga!

Bhikhari: Hello Hotel Taj, one Pizza, one Biryani aur one Non Veg Dish Bhej Do.

Waiter: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?

Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!

bhikari -kuch khane ko de do
ek aurat-baba abhi kuch nahi bana hi.
bhikari-theek hi mera no. le lo jab ban jaega to mujhe miss call kar dena

bhikhArI- “das paise kA savAl hai, bAbujI das paise kA …. .”
bAbujI- “are CUM-se-CUM merI aukAt dekhakar mANg,
kyA das paise mANg rahA hai.”
bhikhArI- “bAbujI ek rupaye kA savAl hai.”
bAbujI- “abe… apanI aukAt dekhakar mANg.”

Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.

Sahib: Kal anna.

Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!

BHIKARI: SAHEB 6 RUPAE DO COFEE PEENI HAI.
MAN : PAR 1 KOFEE TO 3 RUPAE KI AATI HAI
BHIKARI : PAR SAHEB SAATH MEIN GIRLFRIEND HAI
MAN : BHIKARI HOKAR BHI GF BANA LI.
BHIKARI: NO SAAB, GF NE BHIKARI BANA DIYA

Bhikhari Ne Fon Kia - Hello Taj Hotel,
Ha Ji
1 Pizza
1 Biryani
1 RasMalai Bhej Do
Taj - Kiske Nam Se Bheju Sir,

Bhikari - Allah K Nam Pe Bhej Do..

BHIKARI: KUCH KHAANE KO DO BABA...
AADMI : TAMATAR KHAO.
BHIKARI: ROTI DE DO BABA...
AADMI : TAMATAR KHAO.
BHIKARI: TO CHALO TAMATAR HI DE DO.
AADMI KI PADOSI BOLTI HAI: YEH TOTLE HAIN. KEH RAHE HAIN 'KAMAKAR KHAO'.

Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de
Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.

Bhikari:
ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?

Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
to kocha pehlay wo kharch kr

Beggar: Beta ek rupaya de, khana khaunga. BOY: Ek kya take Rs. 5 but tell me, itna sasta khana mil kahan raha hai? Saath chalenge.

BHIKHARI:Saab, Pariwaar Se Door Ho Gaya Hu,Milne Ke Liye 120 Rs Ki Zarurat Hai.

SETH:Kaha Hai Tera Pariwaar?




BHIKHARI:Samne PVR Me DABANG Dkh rhe..;-)

FaQeer:Ek rupay de do.
Lady: Sharam nhi aati itne smart handsome nojawan ho k bheek mangte ho!



FaQer:Acha janab phir 1 pappi hi dy do.

Ek Beggar nE Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?
Faqeer:ALlAh Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi FaqeEr kA Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le gYa,
or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar yE HaI. .

Faqeer-2 Rupay ka Sawaal hai Baccha
Baccha-Jaldi se sawal batao
Mujhe 2 Rupay ki bohat sakht zaroorat hai!

BHIKHARI:MAAI,1 RUPIYA DE DE!!
3 DIN SE BHUKHA HU!
MAI: 1 RUPIYE KA TU KYA KAREGA?
BHIKHARI:WEIGHT KARVAUNGA,
DEKHNA HAI KITNA KAM HUA H

Air Hostess: Kya lenge?

Ismail Bhai: Chiken tikka, boti kabab, biryani, fish fry, kheer, ice cream and pan

Sir aap plane mein aye hai aap k abba k reception me nahi..

Bhikhari to stupid uncle Dhiir
3 din se bhookha hoon kuch de do
Dhiir- saale ek 74 sal k budha 12 din tak bhokha ho k jinda hai tuje tisre din mout aai hai.
Jai dhiir baba

Santa bakriyan chara rha tha.

Banta- in bakriyo ko kaha le ja rhe ho?

S- school le ja rha hu

B-mujhe pagal samjha he kya
aaj to sunday he

Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai,
santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi h
Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya h..

Fakeer:Maaji Bhukha Hu, Khuda Ke Naam pe Khana De Do
Maaji:Khana Abhi Nahi Paka
Fakeer:FaceBook Pe RAHIM CHACHA k Naam Se Hu
Pak Jaye To update kar dena..;)

Wife:Dekho na mujhe wo admi ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.
Husband:Are wo to bhangarwala hai.
Bekar maal par nazar rkhna uski aadat ha.

Innocent trick:

Kid 2 Mom- 10 Rs dena, bahar ek garib ko dene hain.

Mom- Kahan he Garib?

Kid- Bechara Bahar dhup me Kulfiyan Bech raha he

भिखारी – भगवान के लिए कुछ खाने के लिए मिलेगा।
मुन्नी- मम्मी इसे कुछ भी खाने के लिए मत देना, ये भगवान के लिए मांगता हैं और खुद खा जाता हैं।

भिखारी(महिला से) – दे दे भगवान के नाम पर दे दे।
महिला – शर्म नहीं आती चौराहे पर भीख मांगते हुए।
भिखारी – तो क्या भीख मांगने के लिए दफ्तर खोलू।