Jokes for Topic: Female

Aurate 3Type Ki Hoti H

1.Jiske Bina Aap Reh Nhi Skte
2.Jo Apke Bina Reh Nhi Skti
3.Jiske Sath Ap Rehte Ho

girl-Mujhe ek aisa husbend chahiye jo achi achi baten kre hansi mazaq kre or raton ko muje songs sunaye
sam-tussi husbend chaddlo FM radio le lo

Girl:Panditji Mere2 Affair hAi
Unme Kiske Sath Meri SHADI Hogi?
Wo Khush Nasib Kaun Hoga?
Pandit:Pehle k Sath Shadi Hogi, & 2sra Khush nasib hoga

Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.

Akbar: Anarkali tuje kya chahiye?

Taaj ya Takht?

Anarkli:
Jan-e-panah mje na Taaj chahiy aur na hi Takht
bus

kilo chini mil jaye to nwaazish ho ge..

LADKI ne
Ghar choda
Sasural mila.

Bhai choda,
Dever mila.

Bahan chodi,
Nanad mili.

Maa-baap chode,
Sas-Ssur mile.

KYA Choda
JO PATI mila????;-)

1 bibi janat ma gai to farishty se boli.
'mari shadi kisi molvi nal hi karayo..'
farishta: 'sabr kr la bibi, pehly kisi molvi nu janat vich aan te de'

1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,
achanak usme se 1 Machar nikla or bola 'MAA'

Ladki-Me teri maa nhi hu.
Machar- Aisa na bol maa me teri COKE se nikla hu.

Girl-Mujhe Apni Heere ki Ring De Do,ME Ring Ko Dekh K Tumhe Yad kia Krugi
Boy- Tum ye Soch k Yaad Karna ki Kamine se Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di

Daant nikalne ke liye Muh kholiye

Lady:
Aa..aa

Dr:
Aur thoda

Lady:
AA..AA

Dr:
Aur thoda Kholiye

Lady:
Dr, kya aap muh mein baitke daant nikalenge?

MALLIKA KO AIRPORT PE CUSTAM WALO NE PAKAD K PUCHA IS TIFIN BOX MAI KYA HAI. . . MALIKA GUSSE SE, -KAMINO YE MERA SUTCASE HAI . . . . .

Aman school mein hans raha tha,
Chaman bola :- Chup raho
Aman :- Kyun ?
Chaman : mein monitor hoon.
Aman bola: mein CPU hoon, ab bol...!!!

Lucky jha

Q: Ladkiyan Kabhi Khud Pyhar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nahi Karti?

Intresting Jawab.

Taki Break-up Karte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Pichhe Pade The
Main Nahi.

Santa kisi ladki ke Ghar rishta le kar Geya

Ladki ke maa baap bole 'humari beti abhi padh rahi hai'

Santa 'koi baat nahi hum ek Ghante baad aa jaege'.

Shadi Main Ladki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?


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'MAAL' Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)

Geeta- “Seeta, meri ghadi kho gayi,
kya tumne kahi dekha hai?”
Seeta- “Nahi, chalti thi ya band thi?”
Geeta-”Chalti thi|”
Seeta- “Tab jaroor kahi chalkar gayi hogi

Grl in Burkha!!

Boy-Kaha ja rahi ho meri jaan!

Grl-Tere Ghar,

Boy-Main bhi aata Hu

Grl-Aaja beshram, Ammi ko bataungi Apni bahen ko Chedta hai

TEACHER- Agar Duniya Ki Sari Aurton Ka Chehra 1 Jaisa Hota To Kya Hoga?

SANTA- Hona Kya Hai Sir?
Gas Cylinder Ki Tarah Aaj iske Ghar Kal Uske Ghar.

Munni:-Mere se achha koi nahi nachta.
Pranav Mukhrji:'Janeman tumne hamare SENSEX ko THUMKE Lagate nahi dekha. Ek Ek THUMKE pe HAZARO log Marte hai...

3rd Patni-Aapki 1st Wife Kaise Mari
Pati-Zeher Khane Se
Patni-Aur 2nd
Pati-Use Goli Marni Padi
Patni-Q?
Pati-QKi, Wo Zeher Nahi Kha Rahi Thi

Maa-Tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha To Tumne Use Mana Kyu nai kiya
Ladki -mai use mana kaise karti
Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai aati

wife:subah mere chehre pe pani kyo dala,

pati: tere baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki tarha hai ise murzane mat dena..

1st ladies- Bartan Dhone Ke Liye Kya Istemal Karti Ho?

2nd ladies- Bahut Si Chize Istemal Kar Chuki, Lekin Pati Se Achchha Koi Nah

Batuni lady Ka chekup ksrne ke baad
Doc-koi taklif nah H,sirf aaram ki jarurat Hai
Lady-Lekin Meri zuban to dekhi hi nai
Doc-Use b Aaram ki jarurat Hai

ladkewale- aapki beti kya karti hai?
Ladkiwale- aaj hi tata docomo ka naya card liya hai. 60 paise me 100 sms karti hai

girl1- mujhe mere lover k sath bike pe jate mere papa ne dekh liya.

Girl2- acha fir kya hua?

Girl1- fir kya bus ke paise wapas mang liye..

1st Saheli-Tumne Ab Tak Shaadi Kyu Nai Ki
2nd-Shaadi To Karna Chahti hu But Manpasnd Pati Nai Mila
1st-Mai Shadi Suda hu Or mera b yahi prblm he

RAKHI SAWANT Train me!
TC- Ticket?
Rakhi-Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
TC- Jurmana lgega!
Rakhi-Q?
TC- Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho & Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai.

Boy Ask A Girl 'bidayi' Ke Time Pe Ladkiyan Roti Kyu Hai?

Girl:- ' KAMAINE' agar tujhe pata chale ki shar se door le jake koi tujhse bartan majvayeda to tu kya nachega

Ek Daaku (Lady Se)
Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De?
Lady- Le,
Ye Le,
Payal Le,
Jhumke Le,
Chudi Le,
Chain Le,
Long Le,
Sab Le Le.
Or
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LUGAAI ban Ja Kutte

do baccho ki maa
teesri bar saadi kar rhi thi,
fero ke waqt chota baccha rone lga,
amma boli chup ho ja varna agli saadi me nahi le jaungi.

1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamla kar diya h
2nd woman- hame dar h ki kahin ek missile mere pe na gir jaye
3rd woman-tum sab fikra kyu karti ho hum to india me rahte hai na...