Jokes for Topic: Female
#6016 | Female (महिला)
Man goes 2 Nark. He saw Gandhiji dancing with mallika,
Man askd2yamraj-Gandhiji ki saja itni achi kyon?
Yamraj-abe sja Gandhiji ko nhi mallika ko mili.., hai.
Man askd2yamraj-Gandhiji ki saja itni achi kyon?
Yamraj-abe sja Gandhiji ko nhi mallika ko mili.., hai.
#6015 | Female (महिला)
Third Floor se ek aurat boli kela kaisa diya ?
Kele vala bola 8 me 12. Aurat Boli 7 me 13 deta hai to uper aaja.
Kele vala bola 8 me 12. Aurat Boli 7 me 13 deta hai to uper aaja.
#5989 | Female (महिला)
Teacher: Aasmaan mein udne wali chiz Ande deti hai, Aur zameen pe rahne wali Bachche deti hai. Kaun c chiz aisse hai jo Aasmaan me udti hai par Bache Zameen par deti hai?
Santa: Airhostess !
Santa: Airhostess !
#5976 | Female (महिला)
1 Aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha Kuda Ka Shukar Ha k Is Ne Mujhe Mard Nahe Banya Agr Mard Hoti Tou Phr Mujhe kisi Aurat Se Shadi Krni Parti.
#5923 | Female (महिला)
Agar basanti ki mausi takhur ko rakhi bandey tho
tho mauki ka takhur se kya rishta hoga
free mey dimag mat lagao yaar takhur ke hath he nahi hai
tho mauki ka takhur se kya rishta hoga
free mey dimag mat lagao yaar takhur ke hath he nahi hai
#5869 | Female (महिला)
santa-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai banta:kaise? santa:Mene'I Luv U'kaha,to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai
#5868 | Female (महिला)
Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai….
O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….
Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan…
confuse kyu kar rahi hai…
O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….
Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan…
confuse kyu kar rahi hai…
#5813 | Female (महिला)
Santa(Ladki ko chhedte huye)- Hi soniye, kya haal he?
Ladki(Gusse me)- Vahi Jo teri bahen ka he.
Santa(Hanskar)- Wo to pregnent he. Hahaha
Ladki(Gusse me)- Vahi Jo teri bahen ka he.
Santa(Hanskar)- Wo to pregnent he. Hahaha
#5808 | Female (महिला)
Mayawati ik tree pe chadi.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi?
Mayawati: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka tree hai.
Mayawati: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi?
Mayawati: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka tree hai.
Mayawati: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi
#5765 | Female (महिला)
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.
Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.
Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega
#5764 | Female (महिला)
Rahul Gandhi apni maa soniyaji se - Mom, Aapki Vajah se meri shaadi Nahi ho rahi.
Sonia - Kyun ?
Rahul - Har Taraf Likha Hai Soniajiko Bahumatdo.(Bahu MatDo)
Sonia - Kyun ?
Rahul - Har Taraf Likha Hai Soniajiko Bahumatdo.(Bahu MatDo)
#5763 | Female (महिला)
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De
Wife remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De
#5758 | Female (महिला)
Kaunsi devi ka kaunsa prasad India main famous hai?
RAABDI DEVI ka LALU PRASHAD.
RAABDI DEVI ka LALU PRASHAD.
#5757 | Female (महिला)
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,
Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,
Fir Bi Uska Balance Ja rha Tha..
Kaise?
Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na yaar!
Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,
Fir Bi Uska Balance Ja rha Tha..
Kaise?
Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na yaar!
#5729 | Female (महिला)
Guys playing cards
Guy1 : I Promised
my wife I’ll Not Play
Cards anymore
Guy2 : Then what the hell
are you doing now?
Guy1 : I Never promised
I Won’t Tell Lies.
Guy1 : I Promised
my wife I’ll Not Play
Cards anymore
Guy2 : Then what the hell
are you doing now?
Guy1 : I Never promised
I Won’t Tell Lies.
#5728 | Female (महिला)
Nawab to his Begam
Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Ye Zulfe
O Jaane tamanna...
Agli baar Khaane me Baal Aaya to Gangi Kar Dunga
Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Ye Zulfe
O Jaane tamanna...
Agli baar Khaane me Baal Aaya to Gangi Kar Dunga
#5727 | Female (महिला)
Qatil-Kosis karna umer Kaid ho Fansi nai
Waqil-Dont Worry
Adalat k bad
Q-Kya hua
W-Bahut Muskilse umer qaid hui adlat to bari kr rha tha
Waqil-Dont Worry
Adalat k bad
Q-Kya hua
W-Bahut Muskilse umer qaid hui adlat to bari kr rha tha
#5726 | Female (महिला)
Dehati aurat cheque cash karwane bank gayi
Clerk: Yahan sign karo
Aurat: Kaise
Clerk: Jaise letter ke aakhir mein likhti ho
She wrote: AAP KE MUNNE KI MA
Clerk: Yahan sign karo
Aurat: Kaise
Clerk: Jaise letter ke aakhir mein likhti ho
She wrote: AAP KE MUNNE KI MA
#5725 | Female (महिला)
Bhikhari: Beti, ek rupya Deti ja
Tera suhaag sau saal jiye.
Woman: Ab to Main Tumhe ek phooti
kodi bhi nahi dungi.
Tera suhaag sau saal jiye.
Woman: Ab to Main Tumhe ek phooti
kodi bhi nahi dungi.
#5724 | Female (महिला)
Ek commerce ki ladki kaise gali degi?
Saale bounced cheque,dharti pe liability,pedaishi bad-debt,insolventaadmi,itna marungi Balance Sheet tally nahin hogi..
Saale bounced cheque,dharti pe liability,pedaishi bad-debt,insolventaadmi,itna marungi Balance Sheet tally nahin hogi..
#5707 | Female (महिला)
GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai
GIRLS 2009: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI..
GIRLS 2009: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI..
#5686 | Female (महिला)
aurat jyotish k pas jakar hath dikhati he
Jyotsh: Aap 3 mahine me vidhva ho jayogi.
Aurat:Ye to mujhe bi pata he,ye batao pakdi jaaungi ya nai
Jyotsh: Aap 3 mahine me vidhva ho jayogi.
Aurat:Ye to mujhe bi pata he,ye batao pakdi jaaungi ya nai
#5655 | Female (महिला)
Class me 2 Ladkiya,
1 gori
1 kali.
Kali Gori se:Tu konsi cream lagati he?
Gori:FAIR & LOVELY or tum?
Piche baita SANTA bola
Cherry Blosm.
1 gori
1 kali.
Kali Gori se:Tu konsi cream lagati he?
Gori:FAIR & LOVELY or tum?
Piche baita SANTA bola
Cherry Blosm.
#5596 | Female (महिला)
Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai
#5533 | Female (महिला)
Shadi k Dosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Aj meri Unse Laraei Hogai,
Maa:
Beta Shadi me Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hen.
Beti:
Wo tu Thek hy Par Ab Laash ka kya karen??...
Aj meri Unse Laraei Hogai,
Maa:
Beta Shadi me Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hen.
Beti:
Wo tu Thek hy Par Ab Laash ka kya karen??...
#5529 | Female (महिला)
Boy to girl-: AAJ tumne belt gutne par kyon bandhi hai. GIRL maine mummy se promise kiya hai ki tumhe BELT SE NICHE TOUCH nahi karne dungi.
#5486 | Female (महिला)
GADHE ke samne 1 PAANI ki & 1 DARU ki balti rakhi'
GADHA Paani pi gaya.
Police ne sharabi se pucha- Tune is se kya sikha???
Sharabi- Jo DAARU nahi pita vo GADHA hai...
GADHA Paani pi gaya.
Police ne sharabi se pucha- Tune is se kya sikha???
Sharabi- Jo DAARU nahi pita vo GADHA hai...
#5485 | Female (महिला)
Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.
Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.
#5422 | Female (महिला)
Ek mahila ki aankh suzi hui thi, Padosan-Kya hua?
Mahila-Pati ne mara
Padosan-Lekin mere khyal se tumahre pati Delhi gaye hue the Mahila-Mera bhi yahi khyal tha
Mahila-Pati ne mara
Padosan-Lekin mere khyal se tumahre pati Delhi gaye hue the Mahila-Mera bhi yahi khyal tha
#5407 | Female (महिला)
Married Women Ko PoLiCe Me Job Buhat Jald Kyun MiL Jati Hai?
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Wo Chapa Marnay Me Exert Hoti Hain. .
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Wo Chapa Marnay Me Exert Hoti Hain. .
#5406 | Female (महिला)
nurse-mubarak ho aapke ghar beta paida huwa hai
santa- wah g wah kya technology hai BV meri hospital me hai aur baccha ghar paida huwa hai.
santa- wah g wah kya technology hai BV meri hospital me hai aur baccha ghar paida huwa hai.
#5399 | Female (महिला)
Hijde shaadi me badhai dene gaye!
Hijda 1- Hay hay! Main to 1100 loongi!
Hijda 2- Main 2100 loongi!
Santa- Arre 2310 lo! Usme FM bhi hai!!! ;-)
Hijda 1- Hay hay! Main to 1100 loongi!
Hijda 2- Main 2100 loongi!
Santa- Arre 2310 lo! Usme FM bhi hai!!! ;-)